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omfg..... im screwed.
  1. Unread #1 - Nov 29, 2009 at 3:33 PM
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    omfg..... im screwed.
    ok i woke up, took a shower, went downstairs to realise my keyboard was taken, i call up my mom and ask and shes like "i want to talk to you about sites you visit"
    so im like...fuck...
    then i steal her keyboard from upstairs, go to history and im like oh fuckijn shit...."russian rape porn!"
    omg... im so screwed... the only time i odnt clear my history and itr has tio be that especialy when its the first time ive EVER looked that up... ofcourse they werent real rape videos tho i thought it was nassttyy i jsut saw 1 vid and was liek ew gayyy
    so yeah idk what to say any help? >.>
     
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  3. Unread #2 - Nov 29, 2009 at 3:36 PM
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    omfg..... im screwed.
    [​IMG]
     
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  5. Unread #3 - Nov 29, 2009 at 3:38 PM
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    omfg..... im screwed.
    lolol.

    Sorry but that is just down-right fucking hilarious.

    Ask her if she would prefer Brazilian rape porn?
     
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  7. Unread #4 - Nov 29, 2009 at 3:39 PM
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    omfg..... im screwed.
    this isnt no troll im srs :(
     
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  9. Unread #5 - Nov 29, 2009 at 3:40 PM
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    omfg..... im screwed.
    Look her in the eye and declare ' I'm glad you missed the amputee porn, for your sake not mine '
     
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  11. Unread #6 - Nov 29, 2009 at 3:42 PM
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    omfg..... im screwed.
    Just say it was an advert.
     
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  13. Unread #7 - Nov 29, 2009 at 3:43 PM
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    omfg..... im screwed.
    Or popup.
     
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  15. Unread #8 - Nov 29, 2009 at 3:44 PM
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    omfg..... im screwed.
    Oh gosh, do this. If you can, hide a camera so we can see it.
     
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  17. Unread #9 - Nov 29, 2009 at 3:45 PM
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    omfg..... im screwed.
    that actually sounds kind of hot no homo
     
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  19. Unread #10 - Nov 29, 2009 at 3:48 PM
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    omfg..... im screwed.
    Tell her you went to a RS hack website,but it was just a keylogger site./and thus linking you to porn.
     
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  21. Unread #11 - Nov 29, 2009 at 3:52 PM
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    omfg..... im screwed.
    yeah ill do the popup idea... she gets home in like an hour :(
     
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  23. Unread #12 - Nov 29, 2009 at 3:52 PM
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    Wait, do you not have an Archer rank? (5) Doge (3) Smashing Why is there BACON in the SOAP!? Literally nothing I saw Matthew Live Free or Die (3) Cool Kid (6) Poképedia

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    omfg..... im screwed.
    Tell her you want her... right there, on the living room floor...

    >_>
     
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  25. Unread #13 - Nov 29, 2009 at 3:54 PM
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    omfg..... im screwed.
    His MOTHER?

    DEAR LORD!

    (EDIT - If she refuses does he rape her?)
     
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  27. Unread #14 - Nov 29, 2009 at 3:57 PM
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    omfg..... im screwed.
    Only if they are Russian.
     
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  29. Unread #15 - Nov 29, 2009 at 3:57 PM
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    omfg..... im screwed.
    ewww my moms like 53 -.-
     
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  31. Unread #16 - Nov 29, 2009 at 4:01 PM
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    omfg..... im screwed.
    milf?
     
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  33. Unread #17 - Nov 29, 2009 at 4:57 PM
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    omfg..... im screwed.
    lmao

    what if she agreed to it??
     
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  35. Unread #18 - Nov 29, 2009 at 4:58 PM
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    omfg..... im screwed.
    Laughing my fucking ass off IRL.
     
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  37. Unread #19 - Nov 29, 2009 at 4:58 PM
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    omfg..... im screwed.
    Popup lol.
     
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  39. Unread #20 - Nov 29, 2009 at 4:59 PM
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    omfg..... im screwed.
    ^^^^^^
     
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