Stupidest Thing You've Ever Done?

lol@that WHY DID YOU DO THAT

 

I slapped a cop across the face way back when I was 11.

 

Asked a girl to be my girlfriend the day I met her lol.

 

Thats not stupid, bro.

Thats having a nutsack.

 

Getting a boner in class while giving a presentation. I was wearing sweatpants...

 

HAHAAA...I might have one that can top a lot of peoples when it comes to stupid idea's!

When I was 15 I got enough money saved up and money from my birthday to go buy a 150cc moped. So I bought a pretty sweet moped got the feel for it for a couple of weeks, and my buddy that lived down stairs in the apartment my mom was renting out used to skate board hardcore. Like everyday went to school on it instead of the bus. . .the whole 9.

So I got this crazy idea "HEY!, Why don't I pull you around on my moped. It'll be fun!" So we tied a rope around the back of my moped and he wrapped...yes wrapped the rope around his arm a good 5 or 6 times (that alone wasn't a good idea)

So I start pulling him around we're going like 5-10mph so we can get the hang of it, Im constantly looking back making sure hes good. So I add a little more throttle. . .look back hes still good. So I add a little more now we're going about 20mph. Look back hes good, Now I'm thinking hes got this so I accelerate a little more. Not much faster, so now I'm just riding and I see these people jump up off the ground yelling and pointing behind me. So I turn around and my buddy was being dragged. The rope he wrapped around his arm didn't unravel when he fell so I was dragging him. I stopped immediately, ran over to him. He was in shock looking for his tooth on the ground (nope he was not wearing a helmet. More like just a wife beater and shorts) He's bleeding from some gashes in his knees and elbows, and road rash everywhere.

1 broken Collar bone, multiple area's of road rash, 1 chipped tooth that went threw his lip, and a couple of staples later. . .it made a pretty funny story to laugh about.

He could have sued the shit out of me lol

 

When I was like 7, I tried drowning one of my friends at a water park by holding him underwater... he passed out and I got in loads of trouble.

Now that I look back, can't remember why I would do that...

 

Lol i think that pretty much gets the top spot, are you still friends or have you lost contact after the accident?

 

lol epic, and I have run full speed into a tree before.. so I have no room to talk.

 

Uhh, not the stupidest thing I've done, but I'm tired and can't think of many at the moment.

9th grade year me and two friends (Mattjew from Sythe being one of them) decided it would be a good idea to take our Technical Drawing teacher Mr. Sontos' gradebook. We were bored in class one day and I whispered the idea to one of them and he agreed it was a good idea. He asked me to put the gradebook in his bag before class got out.

Sooo, towards the end of class, we snuck over to his desk. I grabbed the gradebook, put it in my friend's bookbag, and then we left to the bathroom. My friend threw the gradebook in the toilet, and we all took turns pissing on it >_>

Unfortunately.. somebody found the gradebook in the toilet and told a principal. The principal looked and saw it was Mr. Sontos' gradebook and that only three students that had just gotten out of his class had gone to the bathroom. They called all of us in... Mattjew and I both got 3 days of out of school suspension, and our other friend was expelled.

Oh... either that or in 8th grade stacking two plastic ramps on top of each other (plastic slides btw...) and having to wear a neck brace to school for a week.

 

A couple of years ago my little cousin asked to see how long he can last in my chokehold and i ending up choking him out.. was so scared i thought he died i didn't feel right for the next month

I also posted this on a forums i use to visit a long time ago... il post a link when i find it lol

EDIT: http://www.legendsforums.com/general-topics/12826-bad-decision.html

Lol it took me about a half hour to find it had a good time reminiscing about my old posts back when i was a kid

 

probably when i was holding something in my hand and when my teacher asked us to raise our hand if we did something(idk what) but sence i was holding something my hand stayed shut and only my middle finger was up, it was in 6th grade and i swear the teacher stopped talking when i did it, i looked at my hand and im like f*** but then i set the eraser down and she didnt say anything...

 

I nearly broke my hand trying to punch a can off of a table. ha

 

i locked my self in a coffen for 5 days to prove to my friend that i had good endurance.
taht was stupid.
but it gave me good self acomplisment