EXTREMELY REAL Story,srs

Ok so it was pouring down rain at school,and we had P.E.
I wanted to take a piss,but the bathrooms were so slippery,they closed it.

So after 10 min of wanting to take a fucking piss,i had an idea,
There was no body at the back of the school.
So i brought my friend with me to get "doritos"

Definition of doritos: A phrase used when smoking,and wanting someone to watch the teachers while the others where smoking.
Used in sentance: Hey rsfag,go get doritos for me will ya?
RSFAG:kk
Janitor walks almost seeing the kids smoking,and i yell "DORITOS!" OMFFG!!! FFFF

And they dish out ther cigs and run away.

Back to my story,so after i unzipped my pants,took out the "dragon" and my "dragon" started to release yellow liquid in a very thin stream coming out of the penis hole,then the janitor (hes like 60 years old) walks in from somewhere and started yelling at me,me and my friend ran as fast as we could,i hid in the preschoolers playground,and he hid n the cafateria,after 10min i got out,and he told me to go get my suspension paper from the office,

i said: Fuck no!! i didnt do anything (LOL)
then i ran away and tried to blend in with the crowd,but the fucker saw me.

He grabbed my hand and tried to put me in the office,but i let go and ran.
after 30 min,he saw me,and before i tried to run away,he said he didnt tell the principal,and i was off the hook.


srsly all true.

Lesson learnedONT FUCKKING PEEPEE ON THE SHCKOOL!!

 

No wai

 

i swer ta gad

 

You ran away in fear of being suspended?

 

obv,wouldnt you?

 

Did he say "your off the hook, if you touch my dragon."???

 

yes and i hafta massage it every tuesdays and thursdays,after lunch.

its da only days when hes horny.

 

Touching his dragon is only the gateway for plug the holes.

 

it was also a fire breathing dragon.

 

Don't let it sneak up on you from behind.

 

Its ok, Im lovin it.

 

Damn bro, your hardcore.

 

LOL, the janitor is a stalker.

 

buttplugs?

 

Omg Did He Die?

 

the dragon,naw his testacles are embedd inside his pubes,i think its seeking warmth.