joe hazley

homm88 · Aug 19, 2009

The pictures are as thumbnails because they really are large pictures and I didn't want the thread to be that filled with so many large pics.

Chatlog before the purchase, picture 1:

Chatlog before the purchase, picture 2:

Chatlog 6 august: ("fast reply" was sarcasm, I had to send 4 pms before he finally decided to respond)

Chatlog 7, 14, 17 august, as you can see he has apparently been ignoring me, no legit seller would do that:

Proof of payment, he made me claim and cancel so I can't charge it back either:

My PM showing statistics which based on I asked a refund, pic 1:

My PM showing statistics which based on I asked a refund, pic 2:

The guide he sent me, enjoy leechers.
It also shows that almost no effort is put into this guide, horrible grammar for example. But yeah, mainly serves as proof that the guide is flawed and does not live up to its promises.
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!!JOE HAZLEYS TIME XFER GUIDE!!

1. Quest Requirements 
2. XFER
3. DROPS
4. Need a team?
5. In a nut shell



1. QUEST REQUIREMENTS / PREP
The restless ghost
Spirit of summer
Summers end

getting all requirements/doing all quests takes
give or take 4 days


2. In order to use this guide when selling bulk amount of GP you need
to understand that next to no GP is needed when using this guide, your
main source of money used on this is for supplys and starting armour.
For armour and supplys read a guide on corporeal beast because he is how
you will be time xfering.

Why is it called a time xfer instead of a gold xfer you may ask? Because
you don't actually use the GP on your account to put gold onto the account
your transferring to you use your time on your account and your friends 
accounts to transfer, when i xfer with my team its always 4 - 5 people and
we split the money by 100$s every time. the best way to use this guide is if
you are doing two accounts at the same time. When the account you are putting
money on is finally done with its prep time all the quests/stats. You bring
the account to corp beast with nothing in the inventory and if your doing
two accounts its even better. Have the account your transferring to join the
clan chat you are using to xfer as you are killing the mighty corp beast you
want to do the lure spot trick once again read a corporeal beast guide for that
its not to tricky. When you have completed killing the corp beast as it is
dying everyone who killed it runs out as you run the account or accounts you
are xfering to into the corporeal beast lair before it hits the ground. this
takes a little bit of practice but is easily done, and there you go every drop
is average up to 400K and if you are using 2 accounts make sure that the
clan chat is in coin share that way you can recieve up to a 160m split on both
accounts, it has happened before you may ask i was only doing a 30m xfer what
do i do now that i xfered 130m more on the account then needed? well me and
my friends either kill them in pvp for shits and giggles or we just party room
it all but you might be the kind of guy who leaves a little tip on the account
or you can make them pay for more while its on the account.

3. The drops your going to receive from the corporeal beast are going to be around
400k a drop. But heres the best part of the whole transferring when you want to sell
bulk gp THERE ARE 4 DROPS WORTH 90M 90M 340M AND 360M in the instance of a sigil drop
is that you will complete your gold selling order in that second. What to do with the
extra gp your transferring onto the other account is up to you the first time i received
an elysian sigil on an account i party roomed the extra 300m since they only payed for
me to XFER 50m to there account yea im an ass. The second time i received a Divine while
XFERing to an account i had them pay for as much more as they wanted so they changed
there 35m order to a 125m order at 3$/M it was the 12th drop so litterally in one hour
i ended up making nearly 400$s!!!!!.

4. So your thinking damn i don't have a team for the corporeal beast you can either
join a clan. You can ask other people that have bought the method you can ask your
runescape friends you can ask your irl friends at school. As soon as your pro you can
easily be killing it with a 3 man team.

5. You go to corporeal beast with your team you kill it, As it is falling to the floor
your team runs out the person you are xfering to runs in and gets the loot.
Anyway, this is just a normal high level money making method, and using multiple accounts to make 1 account gain more wealth.

I can compare this with account 1 assisting account 2 with 91 rc next to nature altar, and having accounts 3, 4, 5 and 6 repetively trade essence to account 2, which in order helps it gain massive wealth turning those into double natures. Should my nature guide be sold? Obviously not.
Why am I talking about this?
Both these methods require multiple accounts to effectively use, which renders it highly unefficient.

His corporeal beast guide requires, I'd say, like 4 accounts all 120+ combat, to be efficiently used. He recommended me to find a clan that does corporeal beast, and just get them to do you a favour apparently.
Quoteing his guide

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4. So your thinking damn i don't have a team for the corporeal beast you can either join a clan. You can ask other people that have bought the method you can ask your runescape friends you can ask your irl friends at school. As soon as your pro you can easily be killing it with a 3 man team.

3 manning corp beast is extremely difficult even if all 3 are 130+ cmb. You can really not expect to find that high level people letting you just freeload off them so you could xfer. (Sure you could pay them somehow, but then again that would deduct the profits and wasn't mentioned.)

Also, as you might see from the PM's in my picture, I calculated the average drop value of a corporeal beast kill, based on the 84 kill log at:
http://runevillage.com/ThePub/viewtopic.php?f=67&t=427552&p=3505039
Assuming not getting lucky by an sigil or elixir (which I know does happen once in a while but not every hour if you get my point) then the average drop is only 213k, which definitely shows that his assuption of average kill being 400k as he said in the guide being off.

And he also mentioned that it's possible to get 20 corp kills per hour. All I can say - lmfao - unless you have 10+ man team.

I'm writeing a really unneccecarily long text here but I believe it's needed because he sells a crap guide and I'm out of 25$ and have a lousy method which I definitely don't plan on using due to its inefficiency.

And, I'm asking (/demanding) a 25$ refund and him stopping the sales of this "guide", or joe hazley being banned.

Any questions?
MSN: [email protected] if anyone needs to reach me, especially a mod I would like to talk to.