Rap Battles - Official Thread

Flow too mean
Makes my skin the color green
Call me Hulk mother fucker
My lyrics are just supreme
It'll make 'em seem
Like they're made by a team

 

my name is vagina
betta put on a timah
cuz i leak juices
bloody give ya the gooseess BUMPS
lumps in yeah breast cancer sucks
i get raped everyday awww shucks

word

 

Finally your on riddler ill spit something later and edit it

 

Move your belly round and round
Make it jump and touch the ground
Your so fat you can't look down
And when you jump you hear MAN DOWN
And you look like
A stupid CLOWN

 

Yo check it..










I got that invisible flow

 

You try to rap but you can't rhyme?
For your performance you don't even deserve a dime.
This shit ain't worth my time.
Your on sythe thinking that you can rap?
If you go on I'll have your mom doing a lap.
A lap around what you say?
Around my dick all night and all day.
That's all I got to say.


*Sorry if I'm not allowed to use any of these words, let me know and I'll remove em.*

 

It wasnt a rap it was a poem rookie tomorow ill respond but check out my other raps xD

 

Didn't seem like one at all, still doesn't.

 

Stop now before i show you my goals, no itunes but ill give you that fast download
Spitting hot venom posion enter ya brain tells one thing but the story is the same,
You put a needle in ya vain, you invincible? hope the 9mm bullets dont hit you and ya crew the same.
Lets hear the beat, I rap about things true to the street so when i lyrically murder ya ima hear the sound of ya feet.
you can kill me 5 times run me over another 2 then shoot 3 bullets to my brain then spit on my shoes but ill come right back harder than u ever dude.
You not a rapper you just a volunteer stop now before you shed some tears.
and dont even mention it if you do i'll show you that 401k penition.
an average white boy who does flips and tricks,
And people pay for you to be there bitch, so count up the money
and burn down your house and molest your mind if you think this shits funny.


Just a little something real quick ill offically battle you tomorow xD

 

Your rap is so bad you need to explain
Just reading it is a pain
Lucky for me I got your mom in my bed
She is barely sane
She can't take it no more
Her knees on the floor
Doing her so hard she can't do nuthin but rawr.
OOH I WANT SOME MORE
Oh I'll give it to her until she is sore.
I came and gave it
Now I left and she can't even sit.
My d*** is so big it could barely fit?
Made her squeal like a whore.


Now sorry if I can't use any of these words just let me know and I'll remove ASAP.

 

Call 9-11, there's about to be a blaze
Faith, I'm about to flame
DJ Riddle's call to fame
Your rap is all the same
This shit is not a game
I don't care if it's on a shit this stained computer frame
I'll murder you like I was insane
I'll kick your ass like the seller of propane
Turn your face into the one of Kane's
Fuck ya' up so bad little kids'll call you strange
These keyboards cannot tame the real ass raps my mind contains
So you better shut the fuck up before I take my aim

And i'm out.

 

I wanna see you take aim
Because so far everything I have seen is lame
And your right
This shit is no game
By the time I'm done you'll know my name
Whipping the cum of of your computer frame- Whipe not whip, could have spelled it wrong
Removing every single last stain
Looking closer, making sure your still sane
Can't take enough
It's gonna explode
There goes your brain
Turning the blood into rain
This shit is to intense
Your losing and it ain't making sense
Your skull is so empty
So dense
Panicking cuz you don't know what to do
I'm just sitting here laughing
Calling you a fool
While everyone else can't help but drool

and I'm out.

 

Faith .

You never been use to the life of a criminal
sending subliminal messages of the lives i be ending
and chilling with alice and wonderland take shrooms
and dodging the shots from the man in the broken down mini-van.
Life is like porn i told that to your mom but you still was born
guess the condom didnt do a thing and you think that you can battle me?
Xtoz?
Bitch come harder and you can be the luke but ill always be your father
and i gave birth to hip-hop you can be the daughter.
dude just auto ban yourself cause this is a shame you are the schoolgirl
and i am the gangbang
oops i mean game change pop in the disk but i dont want to take the risk
of spitting HIV all over your shit.
Its me X to the OZ if you havent heard i use to spit at the O.C
so please believe what i say when i say its not your day
then dude its not your day.

 

I'm not gonna even bother reading it if it looks like an essay, do it like the rest of us.

 

You never been use to the life of a criminal
sending subliminal messages of the lives i be ending
and chilling with alice and wonderland take shrooms
and dodging the shots from the man in the broken down mini-van.
Life is like porn i told that to your mom but you still was born
guess the condom didnt do a thing and you think that you can battle me?
Xtoz?
Bitch come harder and you can be the luke but ill always be your father
and if this is hip-hop you can be the daughter.
dude just auto ban yourself cause this is a shame you are the schoolgirl
and i am the gangbang
oops i mean game change pop in the disk but i dont want to take the risk
of spitting HIV all over your shit.
Its me X to the OZ if you havent heard i use to spit at the O.C
so please believe what i say when i say its not your day
then dude its not your day.

 

Yeah bitch, your out, outta ya' mind
If you think i'ma let you take my rhyme
Scheme and not feel the wrath of mine
Put you in bed like the swine
My raps are one of a kind
I can't find the sign that shines light on my mind
So I can tell if you where to define the fake ass rhymes I call your demise
Try to sell your raps, you won't get a dime
Rap against me all you can do is whine
Stay the fuck out this thread and you'll be fine

 

Woops, double posted cuz of connection.

 

Fuck your rhyme
You writing raps must be a crime
Reading it will result in a fine
A complete waste of time

Your rap is shit
Doesn't even deserve a one
The weight of my lyrics are heavier then a ton
Pointing it at your head, shooting my gun
Oh boy this is fun
L O L
You better run
Because when I'm done with you
I'm gonna lick your moms caramel bun
Makin a daughter
Makin a son
And I've just begun
Not even close to being done

You say your lyrics are one of a kind?
Someone needs to bend you over
Do you from behind
Help you clear out your mind
It would help us
Help out mankind
Keep it all to yourself
Keep it confined
Unlike your crappy work
My shit is refined

 

Fatih

You tried i give you that, but rapping about mom's doesnt earn my respect
you should expect to get flamed the way you tried to change the game,

You want the title? come get it im a little mental so hit your hardest

- your flow is mixed up,jangled and half retarded.!

your lyrics is a joke i laugh at your "Hard work",

- go down to the homeless shelter with the other women that gave birth.

you clearly dont know what rap is so i how about i take you on a journey through time.
and let you spit some ryhmes for a couple dimes to feed your hunger.
and maybe you can come back and i give you punchlines to drink.
if you think you can win well thats like fucking a girl in the end,
your invisible to me i need infrared, and you can always subtract a girl but ill get double in my bed.
You rappers are a buffet all you can eat dont worry about this bill its all on me.
And feast while you can cause soon there wont enough bodies to eat.
and you got 300 men like the spartans creed? well lets see i got a whole crew thats double the feet so 600 well math isnt your strong point so im going to break it down you cant win even if you murdered me and watch me drown plus threw my crew in there to.
heres a pad so when the blood flow between ya legs, and heres a pen but dont let it all go to your head.
just because you watch thousands rap battles on youtube doesnt mean you can step up and battle anyone you choose.
its not that simple you have to win some battles make a name and even make a trophy case if thats your game.

You must be insane if you think im going to lay down in defeat and let you step on top of me and declare victory.
You can come with your shitty lines and think that your cat in the hat with your shitty punchlines but it doesnt bother me.
im like a scholar always finding new ways to study see? well maybe not.
the last part of your ryhme was hot i like the refined part, But im a beast and you cant contain this part

 

That isn't rap. Take a look at mine and riddlers and you will see a difference.

Until you learn how, I'm not gonna even bother with you.