Homework help - maybe wrong forum

Do you guys kno any online comunity that is doing homework etc for cash??

I need this one:

hey I need help with my homework , if u will checked it correct and i will get best mark in school i will pay you 5USd or i will give you oby mauler with 59str 1att and 1def or membership pin or i will make you firecape on main acc,, here is my homework (we had to write about our dream , life etc..):

Thx for help and pleas reply if u are interested, i need it today ,until 6:00am GMT 19 of OCtober 2009

 

I don't think alot of people here can fluently speak German..if you translate it into English I may be able to help you.

 

I wanted to bereisen Europe on the bicycle. I would visit Warsaw. There will I mean Famillie to visit. I did not see their two years. Then I would drive to Spain. I would go to sea. I wanted to buy and to England sail win ship. There I became much Gelden angemachen. That is my dream. The sense of menes life are my joy and electronic music. I am happy, if I with friends on the Disco could go. I drive wheel and play computers gladly. I could not computers gave up, but I would know the television gave up. That would be prima, if my dream get the reality.

 

It looks like you just used a translator...

 

You asked for a translation, no?