How to Fake Sick and Get Out of School!

How to Fake Sick and Get Out of School!
Gregislacrosse

You should not use this guide obsessively nor to get out of very important occasions, just a normal day of school
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Well what is the flu?
- The flu also known as influenza is a contagious respiratory problem.
Well how do I fake the flu?
- Symptoms include runny nose, fever, achy muscles, chills, and headaches.
So how am I supposed to fake these?
- In my guide I will tell you proven methods on how to do this.

Runny/Stuffy Nose


This part is pretty basic. Blowing your nose even if you don't have congestion will get snot in your nose which is selling this part of you having a runny/stuffy nose.

Fever
You may be thinking, how am I going to fake a fever? Well I have a solution. Fever is usually judged on temperature. Temperature is taken with a thermometer. Take your thermometer and put it on top of a lamp. Leave for 3-5 minuets and BAM you have a fever, this only works if you have a thermometer that goes outside your body (i.e. armpit ect.). If you have one that you put in your mouth drink something hot and BAM you have a fever


Achy Muscles
This one is extremly straight forward when they ask how do you feel say I feel kinda sore and achy. move around like your in pain.

Chills
This one is pretty easy but requires some skill. To do this you want to shift from a warm peice of clothing to a cool one. Such as lay with a blanket and switch off or if it is hot out wear a sweatshirt and pants.

Head Ache
This is probably the easiest. For the time when your trying to act sick say taht alot of light hurts you eyes and head. You have a headache and put a wet Nowell on you head. Look like this picture:


You can now kick back and watch some t.v. why your friends are at school working hard.​

 

Sounds like a lot of work, going to school is much easier.

Nice guide though.

 

Lol it'll all turn out well until your parents take you to the doctors and find out nothing is wrong with you

 

My parents always let me rest a few days before going to the doctors

 

Seems like you have pretty lousy parents if they can't even detect if you're faking a fever lmao.

But, this guide is good, I've done all of these and I can honestly say faking a headache is the easiest by far.

 

LOL, but tbh in HS, it rather not make up everything

 

lol You dont do it for taht long

 

lol i usualy just do it at school.
my mom never lets me stay home sick.. iv had a staph infection and she still made me go!

i just go to nurse and say my head is killing me.. and im cold.
and usually if its befor lunch i have a slight fever. about 98.9-100

so i get sent home 100% of the time

 

new pics all by me! check out my almost out prank call guide :]

 

Good guide but TBH most parents wouldn't give a shit and send you off to school anyway.

Good Job.

 

I just sneaze and blow my nose a lot infront of my mum the night before (maybe throw in a "I think I'm getting a cold"), then I stay in bed until she comes in to get me up and say I have a cold.

 

I have a better idea ...

Juice a lemon - Add milk - Let sit for around 5 mins - Drink it - You will spew up onces or twice - Make sure they know u spewed up - BOOm - off school

 

Im hurling already lol

 

This.

Make sure you add in alot of grunting and moaning, preferably making it look like that you don't know she is coming.

On a completely different note, lolhighschool.

 

It's a pretty decent guide.

Tips of advice: Try to elaborate more on your points/support (even though it's hard enough just to write this guide). I also recommend you give some personal experiences with each of the steps so we can get a general idea about the rate of success.

It's a pretty guide, just change up the font and coloring (it appears somewhat weird and sloppy to me).

 

K thank you for advice. :]

 

That's quite a lot of work..

But very nice guide. Good topic.

 

This wasn't a bad guide.

You've obviously went to a lot of effort, you've taken pictures from your own camera and it looks like this guide took awhile to create.

However, I don't like the topic at all. I also disagree with purposely making yourself sick to miss out on school.

Judging the guide, however I think it was decent. For next time, maybe choose a better subject and something original.

 

rofl good guide, kids will be getting out of school everywhere now :nuts:

 

Thanks. I know its effort. But this has saved me a bunch