Gimmie a topic pl0x!

I have to write a 5-6 page essay on something that has to do with cause and effect, can anyone give me a topic I can BS on non stop so I reach page goal ?

just throw some topics that has causes and effects.. nothing on my mind right now

 

The cause and effect of lying. Should be simple

 

Crime?

 

Sex.

Essay complete

 

lol so true, would actually be a good paper if you suck up and act very serious


the cause and effect of wasting money or getting in debt, cheating on a paper and asking for ideas, or just once again suck up to the teacher and go with global warming

 

lmfao. Im probably gonna go with whatever gets me highest grade.. although idk if they really care since its college......... hmmmmm

 

taking drugs?

 

Seriously, if you can act mature about it and write it well sex or drugs could be a good topic. Even go a step farther and combine them.

 

I don't think i can do much writing about that, effects=puts you in a different world.. pretty much lol

I might do that actually but my teacher probably will auto-consider lower grade cause of the topic, he's more of a global warming person

 

I think Greggy's idea was the best for bullshitting. It's such a broad topic that those pages can just be eaten up.

 

If you write it good enough, or ask him about it I'm sure he would accept it.

 

Yeah I can think of some bs on that, can also use Inventor as an example for that too :O

 

Sex, Crime, Shoot em' up.
Or,
SYTHE.ORG!
RUNESCAPE!
^ That'd be UBER COOL YEAH?!
Scarcasim..

 

"the adventures of a runefag", then write about why runescape rocks

 

i think war would be a good topic

it's culturally relevant especially if you live in the us

 

The cause: Teacher asking you to write 5-6 pages of cause and effect
The effect: You stressing out about it and then feeling suicidal - as you stood on a chair, ready to hang yourself, you had a life-changing realization. That the teacher was a fucking moron, etc etc...

 

Increasing taxes.