Making the Legendary "Vegemite." (For Inventor.)

This guide was created by Dalpra and his own resources, if anyone is found plagiarizing this guide on sythe.org or any other website, They will be reported and ultimately banned.

Vegemite, You Americans have all heard of it, but how do you make it? Well in this guide I'll be showing you how to.

WATCH THE VIDEO BEFORE YOU EVEN DARE LOOK AT THIS GUIDE.




Cool Australian's that have enjoyed this guide:

Step 1:

Before you even start making a Vegemite sandwich, you need these ingredients in the picture below. If you can't see the picture the ingredients required are: Bread, Vegemite, Butter and a knife.



If your using the vegemite to the right of the picture (I snack 2.0,) just apply to bread and then you're done, It doesn't need butter. If you're doing the original PROPPER Vegemite then continue on with this guide.

Step 2:

After you have done this, Take a piece of bread out and spread butter onto the bread. It should look like this, maybe not this ugly but, hey, a sandwich is a sandwich.

NOTE: ALWAYS APPLY THE BUTTER FIRST, YOU DON'T WANT BUTTER IN YOUR VEGEMITE CONTAINER.




Now here's the tricky bit, applying Vegemite. If you're American then I suggest applying less, because, obviously, your taste buds can't handle Vegemite. Once you have the necessary ammount of vegemite spread it onto the bread, it should look like this.



Now for the best bit eating it. Of course you Americans think you can just eat it, right? WRONG. You must savour every moment with it, ask if you can eat it, and then eat it. If given permission put it in your mouth.




Thanks boys.

 

So like oil is to car as Vegemite is to kangaroo?

 

Wtp, You know what Vegemite is. Embrace it.

 

What does it taste like?

 

Looks ridiculous.
Im definately not even gonna go there.
Lol funny joke.

 

It tastes incredible. I'm not even going to explain how good it tastes.

It's not a joke buddy, It's reality.

 

Do you need to flex to make it official?

 

I wasn't flexing, thanks for your compliment however.

 

Lies. He was flexing. You can't butter bread for shit.

Your hair's gay.


Don't like the guide.

 

Thankyou for your support D M S, I love you to.

 

I've always wanted to try Vegemite... Can you even buy it in the states?

 

Yes, you can order it online.

 

rofl that just overall seems sick, nice guide though

 

Thanks for your input.

 

Vegemite is delicious.
You yanks don't know what you're missing out on.

 

This is entirely true.

 

tbh, id sacrifice the vegemite for the almighty dr.pepper >.>

 

Get out of this thread, now.

 

So, basically, you are telling us how to apply spread onto a piece of bread? WOW?!

 

Pitiful Newzealander, you shall never understand.

What's your sheep to human ratio, by the way?