This thread is about Cockneys.

Theres a quiz after




PHRASE MEANING
Adam and Eve Believe
Alan Whickers Knickers
Almond Rocks Socks
Apples and Pears Stairs
Aristotle Bottle
Artful Dodger Lodger
Ascot Races Braces
Baked Bean Queen
Baker's Dozen Cousin
Ball and Chalk Walk
Barnaby Rudge Judge
Barnet Fair Hair
Barney Rubble Trouble

Jayme Gibbs
Basil Fawlty Balti
Battlecruiser Boozer
Boat Race Face
Bob Hope Soap
Boracic Lint Skint (no money)
Brahms and List Pissed (drunk)
Brass Tacks Facts
Bread and Cheese Sneeze
Bread and Honey Money
Bricks and Mortar Daughter
Bristol City Titty
Brown Bread Dead
Bubble Bath Laugh
Bubble and Squeak Greek
Butcher's Hook Look
Chalfont St. Giles Piles
Chalk Farm Arm
China Plate Mate
Cobbler's Awls Balls
Cock and Hen Ten
Cows and Kisses Missus (wife)


Currant Bun Sun
Daisy Roots Boots
Darby and Joan Moan
Dicky bird Word
Dicky Dirt Shirt
Dinky Doos Shoes
Dog and Bone Phone
Duck and Dive Skive
Duke of Kent Rent
Dustbin Lid Kid
Elephant's Trunk Drunk

Ken Dryden
Fireman's Hose Nose
Flowery Dell Cell
Frog and Toad Road
Gregory Peck Cheque
George Raft Draught
Gypsy's Kiss Piss (urinate)
Hampton Wick Prick
Hank Marvin Starving
Isle of Wight Tight

Ken Dryden
Jam Jar Car
Jimmy Riddle Piddle/Widdle (urinate)
Aunt Joanna Piano
Khyber Pass Arse (backside/bottom)
Kick and Prance Dance
Lady Godiva Fiver (Five pounds)
Lionel Blairs Flares (I.e. trousers)
Loaf of Bread Head
Mickey Bliss Piss (urinate)
Mince Pies Eyes
Mork and Mindy Windy
Mutt and Jeff Deaf
North and South Mouth
Oily Rag Fag (cigarette)
Pat and Mick Sick
Peckham Rye Tie
Pen and Ink stink (smell)
Plates of Meat Feet
Pony and Trap Crap (sort of manure!)
Porky Pies Lies
Rosie Lee Tea
Roast Pork Fork
Round the Houses Trousers
Rub-a-Dub Pub (Public House/Bar)
Ruby Murray Curry
Salmon and Trout Snout (tobacco/cigarette)
Sausage Roll Goal
Sherbert Dab Cab
Skin and Blister Sister
Sky Rocket Pocket
Sweeney Todd Flying Squad
Syrup of Figs Wig
Tea Leaf Thief




Tit for Tat (Titfer) Hat
Todd Sloane Alone
Tom and Dick Sick
Tom Foolery Jewellery
Tommy Trinder Window
Trouble and Strife Wife
Vera Lynn Gin
Weasel and Stoat Coat
Whistle and Flute Suit




/avabanana

 

wat??

 

-1 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockney

 

props to them......
btw, cockney rejects = amazing band

 

Agreed