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troll them all

peter changed his name

 

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Cedric: Thank you for using One.com 24/7 Interactive Online Support. How may I assist you?
you: May I speak to Peter please?
Cedric: He will be available in 1hr and 30 mins
you: Alright then, would you help me with the 10000MB hosting?
Cedric: What seems to be the issue
you: Well the noobs get in
you: keep begging for my full sara
you: and I can't get them to gtfo
you: so can you get one of your guys to LEEEEROOOOY JEEEEENKIINNNNSSSSS it and clear them out?
Cedric: Okay- Feel free to contact us again for any further assistance. Bye and hope you have a nice time.
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Jofel: Thank you for using One.com 24/7 Interactive Online Support. How may I assist you?
you: Hi. I wanted to order a 5.65 plan, but I already have a domain
you: Is there a way I can order without a domain?
Jofel: you can order without a domain but you will have to transfer your domain to one.com
you: Also is there a way to pay monthly instead of yearly?
you: Hello?
Jofel: I am sorry we only collect payments yearly
you: But what if your company goes out of business? Will I be refunded? Wait, can we use ethan as OMM?
you: and why is there a domain transfer fee of 6.90? What if i want to keep my domain on my current plan? Are you trying to scam me?
you: Oh sorry it's my bedtime I have to leave. I'll be back tomorrow.
you: I love you baby.

 

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Candy: Thank you for using One.com 24/7 Interactive Online Support. My name is David. How may I assist you?
Candy: Thank you for using One.com 24/7 Interactive Online Support. How may I assist you?
you: Hi, I was having some issues with your 10GB package
Candy: Hi there
Candy: Yes, what is the issue please?
you: Peter told me that if I ordered DDoS protection, rsfags like Elvy666 couldn't get to it but he somehow managed to and now all my pixels r belong to him
you: Can I speak to Peter and talk about this issue?
Candy: He is not here
you: Any idea when he will be available?
Candy: He will be coming in tonight.

 

i find this funny, you guys are trolling on a serious support thing, it's really hilarious! sarcasm, get the fuck out and leave them alone to do there jobs.. it's not funny... what a guess bambino makes this topic.

 

Wow took ages to reply


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Jofel: Thank you for using One.com 24/7 Interactive Online Support. How may I assist you?
you: Hi im having trouble with my hosting
you: Peter promissed me protection from Zezima ifi bought a certain plan
you: And they wont leave me fucking alone
you: So can i please speAK TO PETER
Jofel: May I know your domain name please?
you: www.runescapesucks.com
you: I want to speak to peter
Jofel: we do not have records for that domain
Jofel: Thank you for chatting. Good-bye.
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Jasmin: Thank you for using One.com 24/7 Interactive Online Support. My name is Jasmin. How may I assist you?
you: hey
Jasmin: Hello.
you: before i go on about my problem,i want to get to know you,howm muh u get paid?
you: much*
Jasmin: Sorry i cannot disclose that information.
you: anyway my site doesnt work and i just bought the 3.00 thing
Jasmin: May i have the domain name please?
you: wowomg.com
you: the other guy said its not registered but i see it on ur site
Jasmin: This is indeed not registered with us.
you: but i see it on ur website
Jasmin: Give me the link please.
you: go dildo ur mom mother fucker
you: bitch
Jasmin: I am cutting this correspondence now.
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i thought you love me

 

Candy: Thank you for using One.com 24/7 Interactive Online Support. My name is David. How may I assist you?

Candy = David?

 

Seems they have a sense of humour
He stopped talking to me =[

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Harish: Thank you for using One.com 24/7 Interactive Online Support. My name is Harish. How may I assist you?
Harish: hi there
you: Hey
Harish: hi there
you: um
you: i hope you dont mind me asking but, do you like mudkipz?
Harish: yes I like
Harish:
Harish: and you?
you: yes i love
you: you ever seen www.mudkipz.ws?
Harish: yes
Harish: and you
Harish:
you: its my hopepage =]
you: homepage
Harish: it is very nice
Harish: I like it
you: is it normal to fap over mudkipz?
you: ?
Harish: what do you mean by FAP ?
you: masterbate
you: is it normal
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Wtf just noticed that

Wish I had seen it while I was chatting so I could've asked if they were like, a shemale or something