Rap Battles - Official Thread

Dude. Shut the fuck up... He asked you not to be offensive show some fucking respect. Grow some balls, suck it up, and take it like a man w/o getting all ass hurt...

 

I've been reading all your raps and you think you own this thread
But I'ma spit so hard to give blows to that brain in ya head
I'm sick of kids thinkin ya post count equals street cred
You should take advice from t i, you should listen to what he said
He was fuckin telling the truth when he said you don't make sense
I'm losing my patience, to these types of kids not wanting to be Caucasian
I'm on the floor in amazement
Your spitting so much shit I can dominate, so I'm becoming complacent
Instead of wasting ya life playing games, come outta the basement
Victory I can taste it, it's fun being able to win when I didn't even say shit
Just do us a favour please, stop polluting this section
By aiming ya raps at me, you're pointing in the wrong direction
I've beaten you with no effort, you're a disgrace, no question
I've so easily exposed this fake, like metal detection

 

The Riddler_=fails

 

My name's Robzombie- 1-7-9,
If you give me a dollar, I'ma give you a dime,
sack, of some wicked shit,
I don't mean bud, but what I spit,
And it ain't your normal everyday thang,
When you hear my lyrics, your ears will rang,
Bleed, spill, you'll be hearin deaf,
I'ma rap you to, your mutha fuckin death,
Anf if it's a crime, to bust a fuckin rhyme,
Then call me Satan, the one who spits da grime,
Grimy, ill, hella bombin shit,
The lyrics that make, your ear drums split,
Into two, Cuz you ain't fuckin cool,
No in fact, your a fuckin Jew,
Don't get me wrong, I ain't fuckin prejudice,
But I am, the mutha fucking sexiness,
Right about now, I'm about to bubble,
You betta get out, before there's trouble.

 

You ain't scaring me bitch with all that up urself shit
If i wanna see ya scripts i'll google "kid who can't spit"
Yo, as you have seen I demolish any opposition
This rap battle thread never poses any competition
So before you get yourself into shit, I beg you to listen
You need to see delivery as your aim coz your swingin' but missin'
You can try to reply but I have the stamina to go the distance
But you're not in a good position coz my skills can end your existence
So stop ya bitchin' kid and stop talkin' yaself up
Coz I'm reckless with words, so ill I make ya brain cells bust
You ain't so tough, claimin' ya familiar with drugs, I don't think so cuz
You're opening line does makes sense now though
I didn't give you a dollar, that's why I never saw ya 'wicked' shit blow

 

You misuse some words in there man..

Haha. Bro your rhyme is full of simplistic shit
It doesnt even deserve my time or spit
Im sick of dicks like you
Who keep taking that shitty ass point of view
ignore my post count, Ive never mentioned it being street cred
Man stop smoking that shit cause its going to your head
Whats up with you dumbass motherfuckers thinking you know it all
Bitch Im mexican, ill pound on your ass til you fall


Youre little shitty rhymes and that lil pause
Will end shred to pieces by these jaws
You misuse metaphors beyond understanding
Bitch you aint one to be demanding
Revise your lines til you use those words right
Cause right now your putting up a pussy ass fight
Prick, youre the disgrace, youre out of place
You should be ashamed of showing your face for even getting on my case

 

dude.. wtf do these mean...

- You seriously have the hide to say that when you use that sorta basic shit? "pussy ass fight", you couldnt come up with something better?

- never used a metaphor, i used 1 simile

When you say I don't make sense, your being hypocritical
When you write ya shit, it's so confusing that it's pitiful
Dude you can't be lyrical, coz your skill is so minuscule,
I've got a word for you bitch, it's fuckin called multi-syllable!
You say I misuse words when you barely have vocab
I hit hard when I spit coz I know how to lyrically throw jabs
From what you've seen me spit, yeah you already know that
I'm shining more than a throw back
When you hear my punchlines ya raps'll be zipped up with a toe tag
Ya raps are so bad,
You're filled with more shit than a motherfuckin' show bag
Yo, It's like its the wack rapper band wagon that ur following
You're the cum that your mum made the mistake of not swallowing

 

Figure of speech.
Idiots who keep bringing in internet stuff to talk crap
just because they see a high post count or some type of connection
with an online game.

LMFAO. That was simple but its just one. I write here when i stop by my house. Yes there is a better for everything.

But you use simple endings for your lines constantly.

That was my bad. And yes you misuse it, along with the figures of speech.


I find it humorous how people use crappy ass slang along with
a insult to a relative because they're butthurt. Classical.

I guess you need to build up your knowledge to comprehend
Cause my shit is lyrical to the very end.
Im doing right ;apparently, cause you think i offend
Youre shit makes me crack up as if i were high up
Bitch stop with your crappy as analyzing, just shut the fuck up
Ill wipe my ass with your sucky ass lyrical piece
Ill get you on my dick while your on your shaking knees
THeres a difference between sense and stupidity
Mines leads to a glorious reach while yours end in fatality

Mine takes a person with an intelligent mind,
yours take someone with their head in their behind
Shit there no need to analyze foo
Cause everyone will just penalize you
Leave the shit in the toilet and throw something out
Throw something that shows more than what youre about
Cuase right now you sound a like a whining ass dick
Youre whack ass shit just keeps making me sick

 

shut your mouth kid. ima come bck at you soon cept im goin back to bed .

 

lol dude, I can't tell you how many times i've come across people like you.
You say "Mine takes a person with an intelligent mind".. haha what a joke
when all your rhymes are single worded such as 'dick - sick' and 'up - up'
'out - about' etc.

And holy shit! hahah I just saw where you said..

See how mine have 2 words rhymed together, and how you can't do that? So how is yours so great
and intelligent and shit? it isn't. I have to explain it to every person like you.
You are shit, you're you're not the worst but you still need a lot of work.
You also need to pay attention to how many syllables are in your lines, it fucks
up your flow if it isn't right. I'd also like you to tell me where I don't make sense
and where I misuse words and figures of speech.

And stop bitching about how I diss you, it's a rap battle. Dude's use anything
to diss people, I really can't stand people like you when they think they know
about this stuff and try to give me advice when they suck blatantly.

You're not even worth the time if your not gunna accept defeat.
I'm being 100% truthful when I say that I don't even bother finish reading your raps lol.

To settle this, do you wanna have a proper battle? Like, we both post our verses,
I'll make a thread and post them up there, make it a poll and let people decide who is better?

 

Agreed.

Jesus! You would think you wouldn't really need an explanation... But here it is...

Metaphorically speaking, something 'will end' 'shred to pieces' by 'these jaws' means, what he's saying will
DEFINITIONS:
'will end' - no longer continue, in this case, you.
'shred to pieces' - destroyed... again, referring to you... Or whomever he was rapping against...
'these jaws' - teeth, or in this case, what he's saying...

Someone's making a lame point of view and repeating it...

He's recommending you rewrite your shit, cuz your easy competition...

Honestly, nobody gives a fuck what it's called... Or about proper English, so why even bring this up?

You're using your 'simile' wrong...

 

Yes a lot of people diss. Some just sound pathetic (yours for example).
But you seem to think thats what this is all about..

Ill set up the thread. Two verses each. One at a time. Will only count votes after each one of us post one verse.

Must post within 24 hours time.

 

lmao kid ur tryin be pro now LMAO OMFG ROFLMALMAOMAMALMMAO GO ON WWW.RAPBATTLES.COM AND AUDIO BATTLE ME 6 HOURS TO DROP PUSSY

 

LMAO nice spelling there in concassion? i actually believe its probably the FURTHEST from the correct spelling it could possibly be, i believe the correct spelling is Caucasian.
And if you or any other fools on this site wanna mess with some horror hardcore shit, them bring ya fuckin back packs and prepare to get snapped.

THE Joker!

 

wow, you think you cool, you really wanna go?
i punch you in the jaw, and smack you ho.

ill take you to the ally, and kill ya fool
you da only one here, who is a true tool.

you think you smart, you think you got game.
but the truth is, your dumbass is too lame.

you think your cool, you try to act tough,
but look here bitch, i just call your bluff.

you wanna start shit with people, on ma forum.
well guess what bitch, go back to watchin your porn.

this site is for real people, not no fakes.
so listen up bitch, ima do whatever it takes.

kick your ass out, straight to the curb.
cuz guess what now, your response will be absurd.

i told you once, i told you twice.
bitch, ill take you out, the kimbo slice.




word.

 

Fo' sho'.

 

Man a theres no u in you but I smack you so hard when blood spurts out you're going to get a big ew. Achoo gazoontite, don't be thinking your rhyme is tight or that a couple of verses will take you to the limelight, learn how to fight right or flame tight, so your defenses aint open and your lines are one big hit and definetly not a piece of shit. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

yo yo man i is a big up g'star im rappin do tha' beat[star].
it is wel gud cus u is a wasteman and yo momma has a big fan


GG

 

Hahaha, I can't wait to see this battle, raange has destroyed you in all the verses directed at each other so far. Set it up!

 

Google what you want, you mutha fuckin cunt,
Cuz the shit i spit, is hella cold, and blunt,
And bitches like you, need to get the fuck out,
Cuz bitches like you, jus scream and shout,
Out, to your mama, who's a whore,
Then she yells back, and kicks you out the door,
Then I walk in, to fuck that bitch,
She told me not to tell, but I had to let that slip,
She sucks me good, Jus as she should,
Then she gets wet, and sits on my wood,
And you, lil bitch, you're such a disgrace,
You walked in, priceless look on your face,
Eyes all big, like, "WHAT THE FUCK?!",
Your mamas mouth wide open, takin all my nut,
But enough about her, This shit's for you,
You wannabe thug, lil punk ass jew,
Now take a sit back, and listen to this flow,
Or keep talkin shit, get the pistol fo'fo',
Right into your dome, it's a bullet to you're head,
Then I'll tell your mama, "Don't worry he's dead",
A party we'll throw, to celebrate your death,
Jus remember bitch, I'm the fuckin best.