I need help very bad friends

man hey friends I need ta know how to get rid of my dick cheese, idk if you know what I mean or anything but its smells alot and its around the head of my pee pee. Like I looked up s9ome stuff and it said to wash a lot and I started doing that but it comes back like daily. like It smells really bad so when I go to school I go to the bathroom and pick it so it wont stink as much. But all the kids laugh at me and call me dick cheese cause I told this one girl about it(I thought she was my fwiend) and then she told everybody. well anyways I got off track, please help friends cause I don't want to stink as much cause I like this one girl, but she calls me dick cheese too, so if I stop smelling I think she will go out with me.

Thanks guys. any help appreciated.

 

I'm sorry but you can't be serious?

If you are; go to the doctors.

 

its pretty embarrassing... I dont really wanna tell my parents =\

 

Go to a walk in clinic, or wear one of those smell good pine tree air fresheners in your pants.

 

wtf is dick cheese?

 

man you guys are mean, please don't be like everyone else -_-

 

Well take a shower for 15 minutes with axe =p, then get a beard and change your name to Fabio.:laugh:

 

no .

no .

no .

Shame on you all for not recognizing a troll when it dances in your face.

 

does it smells like a rotten piece of cheese?

 

Grow up seriously. Reported.

 

Other than telling you to try this cool new thing called bathing, none of us know what to tell you.
Go to a doctor or try google.