Giving Away 5 Pins!@!@!@!@!@!

HEY EVERYONE! i got 5 pins from my freind, and im giviing them away since i dont play rs no more, but in order to have them, u need to tell me the best joke, whoever has the best joke wins!!!! add my msn
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LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

 

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What does someone addicted to rs say when they're takin a poop?

Drop party~!!!

 

lol add my msn i got a good one xD

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added, "divinetom (at) hotmail.com"

 

added.

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here's a joke for you pal.

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A little girl is in the shower's with her granny after being at the swimming pool, Curious the little girl point's to her granny's fanny and say's what's that! Granny stuttering replie's o that's just my beaver...
Later the following week little girl is in the bath with her Mother this time. Little girl all clever points to her mums fanny and say's thats your beaver isnt it. Mum say's yes how did you knwo that :O . To which little girl replie's Granny told me but i think her's is dead. It stink's and it's tounge is hanging out.

 

Added.

 

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“


YouTube version : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=By0oe7BUDWQ

Enjoy.

 

Zezima killed his wife and yelled,wtf!no drop!

 

ok,i got a good one,zezima went to iraq and told the soldiers PROTECT FOR MIssles!

 

LMAO, nice one

 

thanks

 

SOooooo, one day Hitler and Mussolini are at Auschwitz. Hitler leans over to Mussolini and says, "Hey want to go fishing" to which Mussolini says oh yes i would love that comrade Hitler! So they hover about 60 feet off the concentration camp in an helicopter with a dollar attached to a fishing pole and hook. The Jews were basicly jumping into the airplane to get that dollar. After hours and hours Hitler said "Alright we better get these jews in the oven we don't want them to go bad"

 

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A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology when he turned to his wife and said, 'Honey, I bet you can't tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time.'

She said, 'You have the biggest dick out of all your friends!'......

 

I got a good one 'Your mums got enough chins to get 99 range'

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ill get one =O


How do you make a pool table laugh?

Tickle its balls

 

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Jokes are typically for the entertainment of friends and onlookers. The desired response is generally laughter; when this does not happen the joke is said to have "fallen flat".

 

ill take one

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you're moms ass so fat when she sat down she was 3ft taller.

Meh....lol
i l00se pl0x

 

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C.

The Russians used a pencil.

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your mums got enough chins to get 99 ranged.