Okay,

Would people flame me if I tell them something personal, cos most people over the interwebz are cunts.

 

STFU u cunt.
yes tey will flame u,are you gay?

 

I'm a cunt? Thanks.
Ahh okay then, I knew that, every one hides behind a computer screen and a keyboard pretending to be someone there not, am I right?

 

yaurrite.

my mom lets me say bad words,she thinks it makes me seem like a tough guy on the interwebz,because IRL im the weakling that gets bullied everyday and I PK ppl on runescape to let my anger out.

 

so what i miss?

 

Nothing babe, I need to talk to youz.

 

can i talk to u guyz too plz
im lonely and kinda horny lol

 

I didnt ask to talk or whatever, I just asked a question, so please go suck a dick until your mouth bleeds.

 

cool storey bo, tell me more.

 

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think sow
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

 

Suck a dick until mymouth bleeds?
IMPOSSIBLE
Why?
Because a slightly large peice of meat,when it goes in your mouth the tiny penis particles release a substance called "Chlorofloro Carbon"
What that is;is a substance that doesnt make the penis bleed while in your mouth because the Chlorofloro carbon substances change the humidity into saliva,which acts as a sheild to prevent bleeding.
amirite?

 

No, your not.

 

OWNEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!