How to Get a Girlfriend [Guaranteed!]

Guide to Getting a Girlfriend​

If you are reading this, it already makes your life sad. But with this guide you will improve your chances of getting a girlfriend. If you are extremely ugly just go for blind girls.

There are certain things you can do to enhance your appearance and first impression.

Things you can do.

Shower Daily (very important)
Do a Sport (CHESS DOES NOT COUNT)
Be funny (DON’T OVER DO IT)
Be Nice

Wear cologne such as Axe or something.

If you are talking to a girl and you have to go play World of Warcraft make up an excuse. Imagine talking to the hottest cheerleader….

[Nerd] Hey baby sorry but I have to go
[Cheerleader] Why, I like talking to you?
[Nerd] *snort* I have to go play world of warcraft *snort*
[Cheerleader] Wow nerd. I’m not talking to you anymore…
[Nerd] But my level 80 Rouges pet needs to be fed *snort*

LOL Don’t be that guy!

 

Silly willy, rogues don't have pets!