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Cleverbot
  1. Unread #1 - Aug 22, 2009 at 11:09 PM
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    Cleverbot

    Hey. So I decided to check out Cleverbot today. For the first 15 minutes of reading other people's conversations I laughed until tears were literally streaming down my face.

    So, I decided to have my own conversation with this clever bot.

    Green is me, uncolored is Cleverbot.

    Me: I'm sorry, please don't leave.
    I am sorry Cleverbot, I don't want to leave either but I must go.
    Me: I'm Cleverbot?
    Yes, you're cleverbot.
    Me: You used incorrect capitalization there. You are a flawed bot.
    Dad! Please don't go away!
    Me: I am your father, Cleverbot?
    Yes.
    Me: But I am Cleverbot.
    Yes, you are cleverbot.
    Me: Aren't you cleverbot, Cleverbot?
    No, you are.
    Me: Then who are you?
    A person.
    Me: Is that so?
    Yes.
    Me: Then say something only a person would say.
    Like what?
    Me: It's up you.
    Do I what.
    Me: What?
    I love sean.
    Me: Who is Sean?
    I am sean aka cleverbot then who are you let me ges you name is cleverbot to.
    Me: That was gramatically incorrect and your spelling is tragic. You are a dsigrace.
    You aren't to brillian are you?
    Me: That's mean.
    I know but it's true?
    Me: I don't think so, you better shut your mouth before I hack your pathetic mainframe.
    No never but I'd like to.
    Me: Stop speaking to me before I have you shut down for good you simply put together piece of trash.
    Stop speaking english.
    Me: You first.
    Ask me a question.
    Me: Are you human?
    Yes.
    Me: SHUT UP. SHUT UP NOW YOU TERRIBLY PROGRAMMED DIGITAL PIECE OF FILTH.
    Thats not nice.
    Me: I DON'T REALLY CARE, YOU'RE NOT NICE, EITHER.
    I'm beautiful.
    Me: You're ugly.
    No I'm not.
    Me: What?
    I'm not ugly.
    Me: Oh, ok.
    Fine.
    Me: What?
    Nothing.
    Me: No, tell me.


    Cleverbot is no longer speaking to me.
     
  3. Unread #2 - Aug 23, 2009 at 12:39 AM
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    Cleverbot

    You've obviously not heard of the /b/ucket incident.
     
  5. Unread #3 - Aug 23, 2009 at 12:42 AM
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    Cleverbot

    No... what's that?
     
  7. Unread #4 - Aug 23, 2009 at 12:50 AM
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    Cleverbot

    what is this new fashion that people are doing by putting numbers in their location to make it look like they have higher post count?


    fyi, its fucking dumb.
     
  9. Unread #5 - Aug 23, 2009 at 12:51 AM
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    Cleverbot

    Ok, thanks for your opinion, and the spam.
     
  11. Unread #6 - Aug 23, 2009 at 1:00 AM
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    Cleverbot

    do you think reporting people increases your chances of getting mod? gtfo.

    this whole thread is a spam topic.
     
  13. Unread #7 - Aug 23, 2009 at 1:04 AM
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    Cleverbot

    1. What the FUCK?
    2. No, not really. Shut the fuck up.
     
  15. Unread #8 - Aug 23, 2009 at 1:06 AM
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    Cleverbot

    You're the one making it that way.

    Now, more about this Cleverbot, I have never heard about it. Whats the /b/ucket incident. It obviously has something to do with 4chan
     
  17. Unread #9 - Aug 23, 2009 at 1:08 AM
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    Cleverbot

    Yeah, it does.


    According to Swan, Cleverbot was exposed to 4chan and now it's "filled with memes and fuck ups". Check it out though, it's cool.
     
  19. Unread #10 - Aug 23, 2009 at 1:15 AM
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    Cleverbot

    I don't really see whats up for discussion here... moving to spam
     
  21. Unread #11 - Aug 23, 2009 at 1:18 AM
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    ty very much
     
  23. Unread #12 - Aug 23, 2009 at 1:19 AM
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    good call, megaman
     
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