does she like me??

i mean i think we had eye contact like once already.

 

Definitely.

 

I can give you my LOVE POEM that I wrote to give her.

 

right! because poetry is the key to a woman's heart.

 

don't use your brain, use your cock

 

Epic choice of words ^

 

Was it one of those awkward eye moments or a fuck me here right now eye moments?

 

did you let her touch your weenis?

 

keep the tips coming. i want to have the highest chance of succeeding.

 

The quickest way to a woman's heart is through her ribcage.

 

Go straight for the goods, talking is for squares.

 

Does she have a penis? To check just tell her "You look like a man, do you have a penis?"

 

Here's a poem you can recite, it's pretty easy to memorize

I don't like it when you talk,
Cause that just means you're not sucking my cock.

 

Have you held hands yet? If not, then I wouldn't make a move yet.. Holding hands is a big stepping stone in the building of a relationship.

 

i heart your colors

 

Perform the mating dance.

 

No thanks, faggot.

not yet. but dont you think getting her name is the next step?? holding hands seems like a big step, and i think its too soon for that.

what is the success rate?

 

roflllllll i was just going to say that

 

Tbh, spend $200 on dating books, stress over them every night, drink 10 red bulls to " pump yourself up", then awkwardly try to remember the lines the book told you. Shout the said lines in her ear. Best way to yet a girl, guaranteed. Don't bother talking to her during this time, because you have the dating books on your side.

 

Make sexual gestures in front of her parents. That should work.