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You: butt secs?
Stranger: Cunt
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i hate u even tho i like u asshole

what website is that btw

 

omegle.com

 

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Stranger: 14 year old girl trading nude pics for microsoft points
You: z0m9 no wais
You: y0uz f1r57 0r n0 d34l
Stranger: no deal either way
Stranger: because then yo
Stranger: you'll leave
Stranger: and you type like a fucking idiot
Stranger: 4chan dick
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Stranger: hello
You: butt secs?
Stranger: please
Stranger: ill act like i dont want it
You: finally!
Stranger: here put it in
Stranger: OO
You: you're perfect! bend over and touch your toes and i'll show you where the wild goose goes!
You: TOUCH
You: YOUR
You: TOES!
Stranger: mmm
You: inorite?
Stranger: i just tried and fell over
Stranger: OTL
Stranger: im on all fours right now
You: thats pretty creepy
You: fucking creep!
Stranger: ( )* ( )
Stranger: put it in already you fag!
You: how do you sleep at night?
Stranger: oh man, fail
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You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: im a 16 year old virgin
You: you?
Stranger: 15 im virgin too
You: oh how big is your " shebang"?
You: im horny like oj
You: got pics?
You: 5 inch?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: yep
Stranger: u are m o female?
You: female
You: lol
You: cup b
You:
You: my pussy is loose like silly string
You:
Stranger: do u have gays friends?
You: what
You: yeah, my brother is gay and so is my dad
You: well my mom got divroced
Stranger: oaspoak
You: becuz we found him with another man
You:
Stranger: what is the age of u brother?
You: wanna see my vagina i have self esteem issues
You: 14
Stranger: i perfer see the dick of u brother
You: oh
You: okay
You: erm
You: why not my vagina
You: u act like ur gay
You:
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'm bi
You: ohh
Stranger: but
Stranger: i think
You: well....
You: you came out the closet pretty fast
You: :/
You: i wanna ding dong ditch ur penis
You: if you catch my drift
You: but
You: want to come to my house
Stranger: I kid because you are using to see your vagina

You: come to my house
You: we can do stuff like clean it
You: no sex though
Stranger: oh sorry
Stranger: but
You: ?
Stranger: why
You: i got blonde hair
You: blue eyes
You: perky tits
You: hairy legs
You: loose vagina
You: like?
You: dw my dad is gay
Stranger: you must hurry to lose your virginity?

You: he wont mind abusing u
You: ya
You: me and my dad
Stranger: u dad is gay?
You: will sex u
You: i told u that
You: -.-
Stranger: do u have msn?
You: no
Stranger: bad
You: he got a 9 inch
You: :/
Stranger: how we lets
You: my vagina is loose like wizard coat
You: im a jew
You: shhh
Stranger: talk
You: dont tell hitler
You:

You: gtg babe
You: showering with my bro