Rap Battles - Official Thread

Shut the fuck up before you end up in the trunk of my caddy
bitch i took rap to a whole new level ur my son im yo daddy
my crew is deadly we aim for ya head peice
catch u slippin in the night u be dead on the spot
get em like its hot u get shot like biggie n pac
call me a murderer im an iced out cold killer
when uc dat WC rag ya betta put the money in the bag
dis a raw as MC hurry up before i break ya lag
i aint no bitch but you could sure be my bitch
everytime ic money i get dis itch
jus like a heroine twitch
jus grab dat money n ditch
uc bitches you aint fuck wit me
kill ya moms ya dad n ya sista
im like fuckin hitla
kill em all jews who gives a fuck about a few


fuck em all hataz. keep hatin. lets see when u go somewhere in rap.

 

MC_Kraze, get yo' bitch ass up outta this thread,
Fo' I have you on your knees, with my gun to your head.
Think you a killer? Please, hoe, I'll fill you with lead.
Yeah, it's all fun and games, till yo bitch ass is dead.

I don't usually curse this much in my rhymes,
But you bring your itchin' ass here, wasting my time.
I don't like you sittin' there, try'n'a steal what's mine.
I'm the bitch keepin' this live, so hoe, get in line.

Oh, how derogatory.

 

Sythe is the world of darkness that makes jagex shake
botting and cheatting to stay in the race.
Making money and cheating and glitching at its best,
sythes no 1 unlike others, it passed the test.
So stand up now proud to be,
a part of this underground society.
United we stand, divided we fall
but sythe has corrupted us well,
so cheating shall never fall.

 

No. Just, no.

 

arya u fail at rap im not even gunna respond

 

MC_Kraze says he aint gonna respond
He thinks we fail at RAP?
That kid must be Wrong.
Who is this wasteman?
Why even post on the thread?
Dont step to me or ill leave you dead.


Lol im shit at bars

 

listen jack imma take u out back
put u in a grave like i do to snitch cats
right now i got a 9m strap so fuck whats u thinkin
u aint no shit about the streets
im raw as fuck n i bring the heat
listen bitch lil skeet skeet wit ya girl n youll come home wit sum stain sheets
u aint nuttin kid so shut the fuck up before u wake up dead

 

Lemme bring in some "new" rap...


Yo, yo, yo, yo...
My name is thorne_bro
I get a lotta hoes
You can't win this show

-chorus-
Bitch, what...
I'm a gangsta

 

Bitch you aint hot
Im the weather reporter
I will tell YOU when the temperatures warmer

You call yourself God?
Well i agree with you
because only rednecks, racists and pedophiles believe in you

I hate to do this to you but he needed to be put in his place
Wanna know if its true?
take a look at his face


ROFL failed

 

I got straight white bricks
i make chicks eat chicks
only thing u eat is straight up dicks

Bitch i gotta beamer coupe
so back up before i talk a poop
on your face thatats were its gonna land
remember this shit wasn't planned.

brought this on ur self
i'll fucking crush u. Uz a elf.


WOW that sucked

 

Jyeaah nigga i trap or die

Bitch u can't rap get da fuck out dis thread.
this for big bois makin bread.
yeaaaaa

and we carry dem toasters.

Jyeaaa

gonne leave me dead?
I'll fucking kill u n make yo bitch gimmi head.

So don't front
i roll big blunts.

wanna light up
no, cause u a fuckin chump

 

Haha


Whats with all dem nigga's
no figga

u just straight retarded
i am fucking gaurded

so think twice before u walk up to ma block
my niggas carying straight glocks

remember my niggas got 2 clips
aint no friendship bitch get off my ship

u just bitch
Jyeaaa
jyeaaa
no shit

i come to u crib pick up ur hoe
I am fucking pro

take here back to my crib
undress her a bit
slap here tits

finish up and send her on her way
she gimmi a kiss good bye and tells me u gay

Jyeaaa
j hahah


allways blowing droo and throwin gang signs
Ill fuckin beat ur ass n break ur spine

sell your body for a quacke
me and ma home bois get baked

at least i tryed my best
nows it time fo u to take a rest.

POP
POP

Dats my gat
fucking rats
feed off you ass

 

Just stop posting they dont rhyme no rythem atall just no

 

My aim seeks heads like a hot cumshot
Heats-eeking missile like, shit I can't be stopped
Pull the trigger, it'll sound like snap, crackle, n' pop
Beastin' like a grizzly bear, Ya' flesh I will tear
At me, don't stare, you will have a nightmare
Vicious like I don't care cause i'lll set it off like a flare

Short n' sweet.

 

^^ again, dont post if you suck at this..

 

Hey
Your mothers a whore,
Your dads a bore.
Bacon tastes salty
your rap is so fucking faulty.

iTried x)

 

Says the kid with no raps whatsoever. Don't ever come at me kid. Ever.

 

My style is always new neva plain
im tired of rappas talkin the same
my bars always raw neva lame
hold up lemme switch lanes
there we go new shit new whip
uc wit me jus one sip n youll be gone for a trip
no lies n dont even try to condradict me
is it cuz im to icey or is it cuz im to gee
i dont no but fuck it yo boys will have a white tee
sayin rip then ur name

 

My style is always new neva plain
im tired of rappas talkin the same
my bars always raw neva lame
hold up lemme switch lanes
there we go new shit new whip
uc wit me jus one sip n youll be gone for a trip
no lies n dont even try to condradict me
is it cuz im to icey or is it cuz im to gee
i dont no but fuck it yo boys will have a white tee
sayin rip then ur name

 

rofl try and act ganster mate, i have actually, kid twist is my other account i use for this tread, go back and look u twat