hahaha.. worth the read

i promise.



You: HI
Stranger: Hi.
You: i am chinese and can you tell me please what "asl" means?
Stranger: Asl = age, sex, location
You: so you ask them how old they are and in which location they are so you can have sex with them?
Stranger: No. You ask them their age, what sex they are (male or female), and where they live.
You: that does not sound boring to me!
You: oh
You: and then you have sex with them?
Stranger: No, you don't have sex with them.. well.. I guess if you want to you could. =/
You: then what does the sex mean
You: there has to be sex!
Stranger: Sex is another word for gender.
Stranger: There doesn't have to be sex.
You: oh so
You: you could also have gender with them?
You: because sex is the same as gender
Stranger: There are many meanings for the word sex. Gender is just the word for basically which body parts have.
Stranger: Sex could mean gender or sexual intercourse.
Stranger: In this case, it means gender.
You: so
You: gender is sex and sex is gender
Stranger: Basically.
You: so
You: why is it not agl?
Stranger: I don't know.
You: because asl could be misleading so someone who does not know the language too well like myself
Stranger: Yeah, I guess.
You: well god damn, you englishfags are pretty confusing
Stranger: We didn't pick the language.
Stranger: Our forefathers did.
You: you have four fathers?
You: so they like.. ran train on eachother?
You: or what?
Stranger: I don't believe you're really chinese anymore. ;-;

 

hi eric

 

Loool worth it.

Four fathers lool

 

oh hello random person!

 

You: you have four fathers?

 

Stranger: No, you don't have sex with them.. well.. I guess if you want to you could. =/
You: then what does the sex mean
You: there has to be sex!

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: whats good?
You: im on my ipod touch cool amirite?
Stranger: yup
You: so pardon my typing haha
Stranger: lol
Stranger: kk
You: so
i think all black people should die tbhn
You: it would stop crime
Stranger: b4 i answer where u from?
You: asia
i am chinese so my grammar is not the best well
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why do i get the damn racist ones

 

Stranger: There are many meanings for the word sex. Gender is just the word for basically which body parts have.
Stranger: Sex could mean gender or sexual intercourse.

 

you wanna explain who the fuck john chavez is?

 

didn't laugh.

 

I got to ran train and starting laughing irl

 

www.omegle.com

 

You: you could also have gender with them?

 

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Yo Terao?
You: ohai
Stranger: wherer u from?
You: i am from amerika
You: how bout u
Stranger: usa
You: onice
Stranger: i gtg
Stranger: sry
You: why you leavin me
You: is it because im fat
Stranger: im trying 2 find someone
You: someone to have sex with
Stranger: Yo Terao
Stranger: noo
You: lies
You: horny mutha fucka
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I just had a really nice chat with a Brazilian girl

First ever proper convo I had with anyone. It's worth it, you get a lot more talking to them than you do trolling

 

Yo Terao

 

송준익


 

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: if you ask to see my tits/have cyber sex, i will just disconnect!
You: Can I see your tits/have cyber sex?
Stranger: NO!
You: Oh, sorry.
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Lmfao @ Four Fathers Thing Roflroflrorfl!@#$%^

 

I didn't know what to say like ever. I wish Eric was there to help.