Zezima Jokes!

Yo dawg, I heard you like Zezima so I put a Zezima in your Zezima so you can be gay while you fail.

 

zezima threw ice cubes at his mom and screamed "ice barrage"

zezima went to the can and yelled " earth blast"

zezima kicked a guy in the nads and said "sweet 99 str" (i think kicking is str xp)

 

Failllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllfailllllll

 

zezima got hit by a truck, the trucker got out and said " holy sh1t kid are you ok"
zezima said i'm fine i got 99 def"

zezima went to a fishing dock (irl) and said " selling lobbies 250 gp ea"

 

Zezima Called my mom and told her she looked like the kalaphite queen and i look like one of the babies

 

LOL at the people who take this thread seriously

 

LOL at you thinking your straight

 

LOL at you making a gay joke

 

lol at both of u d-bags if you dont have a joke then gtfo

 

LOL @ 0 posts

 

• Zezima picked his nose, then screamed ~99 FARMING WOOT~
  
• Zezima is a good track runner. Dam super energy pots.
  
• Zezima walks into a bar. He gets into a disagreement with someone and it leads to an agreed fight. Before fighting he says "O wait lemme get my shark and super strength potz!"
  
• Zezima and his wife have a baby. They want to name it David but that username was already taken.
  
• Zezima walks into a mall... "Hit 111 if u r sellin shoez"
  
• Zezima is standing outside when it starts to snow. "O NO ICE BLITZ RUN!!"

 

shakaka walked up to every faggot in this thread and said get the fuck out of my forum pls

 

lol i just joined

 

There should be a rule against so much focused faggotry on one thread. I think I'm going to die from too much fail.

 

Fail thread is fail.

Zezima jokes?! Everyone jokes once in a while...

 

lol i love the lezbians kissing

 

time to lock this before i flip shit