How to literally rape General Graardor (3 kills per trip!!!!) guide

k heres the levels you need

90+ attack
90+ str
80+ def
70+ prayer
67 summoning

heres the set up:
you can play around with this but this is what i use, bgs is a must ill show why later


and heres the inventory


kk and wer off.

1. summon war tort
2. fill war tort with all sharks
3. teleport to burthrope games room
4. walk to godwars... you shoudl know where it is
5. go into teh dungeon
6. walk north to a group of 3 hobgoblins

7. get your kill count (top right corner of screen) to 40
8. set your quick prayers to this

9. walk to the room with general graardor DONT GO IN YET!!!!
10. get read for some rapin!
- pop a super set
- activate quick prayer
- TURN OFF AUTO RETALIATE!!!!! FUCK !!!! ive died many a time bc of taht
- activate bgs spec (it takes the damage you do out of his def, and bc you have rapid restore on your quick prayer youll be able to use it every kill)
11. youre gonne be attacked by every ugly motehrfucker in there, dont freak out!!!
-steelwill will attac with mage
- grimspike with range
- strongstack with melee
12. graardor will hit you pretty hard with his range atatck, dont worry, just eat a shark or 2 and your gonna live.
13. dont forget about your war tort, take the BoB when ever you can
14. when you kill graardor congratz but teh jobs not done.
- kill the minions in this order: steelwill, grimspike, strongstack
15. graardor will respawn in no time so be ready to activate your quick prayer again
16. when your out of supplies just telly dont try to be cute

if you have any questions plz dont hesitate to pm me or MSN me, plus i prollly forgot sumthing

 

Interesting, When I get a BGS I will try this =P.

 

I will also try this. I need a better weapon though

 

LOL, nice guide has some funny shit...

 

"youre gonne be attacked by every ugly motehrfucker in there, dont freak out!!!"

Dude, you actually have a gift for writing guides. This is in the wrong section, ask a mod to move it though. Rated 5 / 5 Stars, seriously man, you need to write more guides.

 

Wow, this is a good guide. Had a tough time deciphering some parts, but nonetheless it's a great guide. I'll try it when I get the levels. ^^

 

Need to raise up some of my stats, thanks for this though.

 

Nice guide. I lol'd reading it.

But I think you don't understand the meaning of "literal".

 

Nice guide overall 4/5

I see you got a defence cape and most likely other combat capes which other people don't got so all most likely won't get 3 kills per trip

I got 99str + 86def and i average atleast 2 solos a trip

 

Haha I love this "don't try to be cute". Put it in the free guides section and you'll be in business.

 

Moved to Free Guides forum.

Also, Very nice guide, I like the humor you included.

 

lool, nice guild

 

Awsume Guide

 

may i add, after you kill the general, then weaken the mager and ranger to less than 10 hp, (leave the melee because you're gonna be praying melee anyways). and then when graardor spawms, kill the ranger and the mager, so you'll just have graardor hitting you with his ranged attacks

 

nice guide

 

this helps a ton

 

Plawks use my slightly edited version? It makes a little bit more sense as a guide.

 

I love you.

Great guide. I lol'd

 

The word "rape" caught my attachion lol, nice guide

 

Interesting mite use.