Girl struck by flying, frozen tortoise?

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Girl struck by flying, frozen tortoise?
  1. Unread #1 - Jul 26, 2009 at 10:39 AM
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  3. Unread #2 - Jul 26, 2009 at 10:40 AM
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    Girl struck by flying, frozen tortoise?

    Lmao.
     
  5. Unread #3 - Jul 26, 2009 at 10:59 AM
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    Girl struck by flying, frozen tortoise?

    I don't know how people get themselves in these situations.
     
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    Girl struck by flying, frozen tortoise?

    Wow, I must say I wonder if these guys are serious writing the news or if it's just a slow day.

    Either way, pretty crazy shit if you ask me if people are using frozen turtles for assault now.
     
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    Girl struck by flying, frozen tortoise?

    That's got to be the most bizzare story I've heard in a while.
     
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    Girl struck by flying, frozen tortoise?

    Tortoise was frozen after the matter, but this is still an odd situation.

    Why would someone toss a pregnant tortoise out of a window?
     
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    Girl struck by flying, frozen tortoise?

    Its not frozen its falling.....
     
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    Girl struck by flying, frozen tortoise?

    They didn't want to take care of it.
     
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    Girl struck by flying, frozen tortoise?

    I lmao'd at "Shell Shocked."

    You really have to wonder how this events even come to take place.

    What is more unlikely, being struck by lightning, or a reptile? <.<
     
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    Girl struck by flying, frozen tortoise?

    Reminds me of khan from king of the hill. The little girls father is like I will sue everyone in that building. I could totally picture him being like stupid rednecks (uk style).
     
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    Girl struck by flying, frozen tortoise?

    Obviously someone must have seen them throw it.
     
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    Girl struck by flying, frozen tortoise?

    Wow, that's one crazy ass story.
     
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    Girl struck by flying, frozen tortoise?

    Lol i wanna try this
     
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    Girl struck by flying, frozen tortoise?

    Lmao.. I cracked up at the title.
     
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    Girl struck by flying, frozen tortoise?

    Rofl just wow at some of the things that happen.
     
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    Girl struck by flying, frozen tortoise?

    Lol, some stories just make you LOL... How the hell does that happen... xD
     
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    Girl struck by flying, frozen tortoise?

    It was frozen AFTER it died.

    It was not frozen when it was thrown.
     
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    Girl struck by flying, frozen tortoise?

    I think I broke my laughing box
     
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    Girl struck by flying, frozen tortoise?

    HAHAHA. That is amazing. That'd be a fun story to tell everyone. Also, I kinda laughed at "her aunt Ling Lang," inb4 flame.

    Also, Shell Shocked had me rofling.
     
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    Girl struck by flying, frozen tortoise?

    wow the family names ryhmes cheng cheng ling lang and her father is fah-lay fah-lay anyways its funny how no one on this thread cares about the girl or the tortise :D

    funny story
     
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