q poWer, q peWs, q peWnis, q peWis, q ppW, q pxW, q pqW, q pbW, q pdW, Wuq puW, Wxq pxW, Wqq ppW, fuq paWg, fuq paWgs


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"q paWg"



Below is detailed how the shortest possible names which generate the qpW effect in the right click menu must begin, with the 'x' character between the 'p' and the 'W' needing to share precise pixel width with letter 'a' in the runescape chatbox:

q p(x)W

x = a d b p q h y u o v e w g n s z x ____ R Y J P K B V C X Z S H
(presumably some numbers too, I haven't checked) (4, 5, and 7, apparently)

This makes 'pawg' as the right half of the name besides the 'q' not only hysterical and theme appropriate, but also the shortest length of an actual recognizable word spelled out within the "q p W format", unless there is a p-x-W three letter word that I'm missing




General formula of the name:

[any character sequence here]q_pxW[any characters]

e.g. "assfuq peW 1"




Given these parameters a neat single word name is something of a trick

"p-x-W-any ending letter(s)"

(Doing anything with the left hand side would need to end on lowercase 'q', it may also put the penis outside of focus a bit more than is perhaps ideal)




You could use the capital W as the second letter in a tidier and completely uppercase word beginning on any of these letters: R Y J P K B V C X Z S H

q pBWANA / q pBWUK / q pSWATTED (each of which are held by the cock shop)

But it doesn't pronounce the contours of the figure quite as beautifully if all is uppercase, or produce the same sense of exclusivity from character count minimization anymore









Does any of this make the "q paWg" name particularly valuable, necessarily?

I don't know, but I'm going to identify as someone who believes that it does.




Current high bid: 35M




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q poWer, q peWs, q peWnis, q peWis, q ppW, q pxW, q pqW, q pbW, q pdW, Wuq puW, Wxq pxW, Wqq ppW, fuq paWgs, fuq paWg

 

As evidenced by the above snapshots, should there be players out there with the player report option switched on and the runelite lookup hiscores option switched off, the effect is actually doubled

 

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I can offer 30M for "q paWg"

 

Anonymous bidder just came in with a 35M contribution in the dm's I'm afraid

(On the D-L: I'm actually looking to hold out for a quote in excess of at least a couple of max GPs prior to serious consideration of pulling the trigger on this name, very initially speaking here, anyhow)

 

ahhhh Good Luck! i'll always be open to buying it for 30M, let me know when you decide to come back!

 

Will do, I've let the other dude know as well, I guess I'll hold a quick miniature bidding contest once this for sure doesn't make it to the moon

(although there'sn't any use holding ones breath, I'm a stubborn ass retard)

 

pawg also stands for phat ass white girl

 

yep