So i saw this girl...

And it felt like a lightening bolt struck the tip of my penis....


It felt good...


Ps: Do you think pigeons have feelings?

 

Gtfo.

EDIT: Yes, they do.

 

It should be more of a good feeling, not a "I just got back from the S&M club" feeling.

 

Your signature is pathetic.

Since I'm a nice person I'll explain why:

You're bragging that you're playing a game a lot. This game has ruins social life and doesn't do anything to improve your future. Since it's merely wasting your time -- while you could be doing more productive things -- you should definitely not be proud of it. Sine spending time on a game isn't doing anything good for you, it's bad. So essentially you're bragging about something that is bad. You brag about it because you're not intelligent enough to notice that it's bad for you; You're mistaken into thinking it's good for you -- which shows much unintelligent.

 

Your a condescending TWAT.

 

You're.

 

Owned.

[OMEGLE]You: hey.
Stranger: heyy
You: some girl told me i had worms that slither into vaginas and make eggs or some crazy shit. do you think she does drugs?
[/OMEGLE]