The many types of runescape players.

I hope you enjoy my wierd but true observations about the players of runescape.

Disclaimer: If you get offended by any of this, dont cry. its just jokes


let me know of any other types of players and i will add them and try to elaborate

**I thank you all that has replied with feedback =] it means alot and it keeps me writing **

New Arrival​

The Botter

Ok you have two types of botter, you have the average sythe user that may spend up to $20 dollars for a script that is good enough to run by itself allowing them to do other things, like furiously masturbate over thier skiller chopping wood all by itself i like to call them, masturbotter, then you have the second type of botter, which i like to call the "sucky sucky 10 dolla" botter, basically botters who bot for money, and not for sexual pleasure. you will of come across these botters in your many travels, be sure to say hi to them, hell, insult thier mother if you have the time, they wont say shit! nevertheless you can thank the scripters for this breed, see fig 1 for the scripter, fig 2 for the sucky suck 10 dolla botter and fig 3 for the botter.

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fig1 - the scripter



fig2 - The sucky sucky 10 dolla



fig3 - the masturbotter

The Quester

These little hobits love nothing more than to skuttle around
essentially killing monsters and collecting god knows what for
npc's who can't deal with thier own problems to the point they
will offer you random items in order for you to complete tasks for them
most quests go a little something like this
"ill give you a popsicle if you fetch my slippers!"
"oh ok that doesnt seem too hard"
"lulwut? theres a lvl 900 guarding the slippers..."
"oh yeah forgot to tell you about that"
"so can't i just kill it?"
"bwahaha! you must be joking!"
"you have to go and collect a bunch of shit first!"
"bring me a bottle of hotsauce, some rubber bands, a banana, and a chimp outfit"
"*sigh*"

See image, herbert is the npc, and you are the one doing the chores for a popsicle.



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1 - The Bored 130's​

ok so you see these people often in g/e and sometimes in secluded spots
they are generally just bored with the game or they are waiting for
freinds to go to some event , these types of people can be easily recognised
because they tend to dance around each other (following one another in a circle) making flirtatious jokes
and sending "x's" to each other , they have clearly lost connection to the
outside world and do therefore rely on pixels for affection, see fig 1 and 2

fig1

fig2
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2 - The Pker​

These can be found hanging out at rock crabs mostly , they usually attack other peoples crabs
and get into a huge arguement over something small , to them everything comes down to the amount of gp they have in comparison
to the other player they are arguing with , if said other player has less money than the snobby pker ,
the arguement will abruptly end with "gf" or "k0 son" ....you get the point, see fig 3.

fig3


3 - The Newb​

Ahh the fabled Newb...not to be confused with its close cousin the "noob" this species of player can usually be found fresh off of tutorial island
with 25 gp in one hand and a "can i be your gf" phrase in the other, they dont have many aspirations ,
usually they will do anything for money so dont waste the opportunity to make them your slave, see fig 4.
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fig4
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4 - The Skiller​

The Skiller, most commonly recognised by thier level 3 combat and their cute little outfits
they wear like they are attending a fuckin cosplay at an anime convention,
they tend to just potter around and nothing gives them a harder dick than an xp lamp,
the types of names tend to be fairly pretentious as they tend to think they are a bit special, see fig 5.
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fig5


5 - The Showboater

A rather rare species of player this one , but when found they can be extremely annoying ,
they can usually be found in g/e circling with the bored 130's like the 130's bitch ,
they dont have an amazingly high combat level but they tend to have some rare item they they "Showboat" to everyone in sight ,
if you are unfortunate enough to be stopped by a showboater they will usually ask you how much gp you have,
the truth is , they dont give a shit they just want to show you how much they have, see fig 6.

fig6


OTHER TYPES OF PLAYERS​

The Happy Go Lucky Player​

This type of player usually has a tonne of freinds, never usually has a 99 skill but is great to have around ,
they normally hang out at edgeville conversing with "bored lvl 130's" and they are usually the suspected targets of the "Showboaters" ,
to sum it up , this is the type of player that will eventually become a mod because
of thier lucky and layed back nature, they are more or less , leprachauns, see fig 7. ​

fig7


Scammers

Im sure you have dealt with a fair few in your own experiences and as we all know ,
scammers are the equivelent of slimey eels, they are good at finding loopholes in runescape and they will not hesistate to exploit them
on you ladies and gentlemen , yes , you! However there is still hope ,
buy following these rules you can avoid these scammers all together

Step 1 : Someone of a shady nature approaches you and tells you they have a proposition that will benefit you in any way shape or form

Step 2 : Just Say No Mkaaay.

Step 3 : Random Abuse Ensues from the Potential Scammer about how he is sick of trying to help you "kids" out.


Lurers​

The equivelent of an irl pedophile , they will take you to a secluded spot , and violate you.
They offer you a reason to follow them the same as a pedophile would - Candy Etc..
then when you least expect it you are getting double teamed without no means of escape, but fear not! ,
the only people that fall for these lures are for a better word , R.E.T.A.R.D.E.D , as my parents always say ,
"you dont get free shit for no shit" , in runescape , there is always a catch, dont let these fuckers have thier fill.
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The High Alcher
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A very quiet species, little is known about this type of player , only that they have alot of spare time to kill and they want to raise their mage level ,
they are found scattered around runescape, and untill recently they used to go to barrows and high alch there ,
wait for some inexperienced noob to come along and get owned by dharok , then loot the corpse, so to summarise ,
innocent , but not to be trusted with your valuables.​

The Serious Runescape Player.....GRR​

Ok so , we have all come across these types of people on runescape , they usually have most of the 99's and they are considered more important
than a dwarf among midgets, yet this type of runescape player has a habit of annoying the fuck out of me!, they usually start off by criticising the way you type,
and if its not that they will tell you that "your stats are horrible"
anyway , you get the point , they are just assholes and they dont think of runescape as a game anymore "its a way of life" < actual quote ,
you need names of these type of people , just check the top 10 highscores........ya, fig 8.
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fig 8
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The Merchant

The Merchant , more than likely jewish descent. They usually run merchanting clans where they have a sort of jewish training camp of people manipulating the grand exchange, you can easily spot these sneaky merchanters by their jewish hats , or the black cavalier as it is now called so that it does not offend, have you noticed how the black cavalier costs more than the rest? , its the merchanting jews that caused this , merchanters do not want to manipulate the grand exchange but they have been left with no choice due to jagex and thier removal of the trade limit , so pretty much gave themselves enough ropes to hang themselves with, so pretty much , the jews dominate the g/e, seen in fig 9.

fig 9


The Wanabee Mod
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As if we dont have enough of these in runescape , you know the type, the ones that talk like they are in fucking buckinham palace because they think its going to get them an awesome cardboard crown!, i can think of better ways of attracting noobs like a fally massacre or something like that, if you actually look in the chat of the fally massacre you can see tonnes of wanabee mods saying "oh for the love of god bank your items!" or "the end is NYE!! Repent your SINS!!!!"​

The Newb Member ​

an adaptation to the conventional f2p newbb , the p2p newb is the same principle, they are normally between combat lvl 60-80 and they wear h.a.m robes,
Usually seen wandering around varrock in there typical Dragon med and granite platebody holding the fabled dragon longsword in one hand and a granite shield in another, they are usually 10 years of age using thier mommy's credit card for membership, they do dumb shit like brag to other players about how they defeated elvarg and how they can wield dragon!​

USER SUBMITTED​

 

nice one

 

pretty much sums it up.

 

This made me Lol.

I'm probaly, a pker. Even though I don't go on rs hardly ever.

 

Very Nice Observation.. and very well presented. lol

 

I have the personality of all but the noob.

 

haha that was good, except you're missing one category: everyone else.

 

You make it sound all so bad, so it seems you are insulting everyone who plays RS.

 

i guess your right , theres is bad in everything , but its hard to criticize the good things.

 

I take it this offended you for some reason.

 

what about people that are perm mutes? their always fun to mess with.

 

Haha, this is pretty true, but you have to add some others in. This didn't cover everyone, just the highs and the lows, no middle ground.

 

This is so funny! You still have some missing. You made me LOL big time!

 

HAHA! glad you like it , im adding more as i get it , normally ill just think of things and write em down , so its good to see people find my observations funny

 

You forgot the "One that take it way to seriously" (Known as "srsn bsns" people to the spam forumers.)
http://sythe.org/showthread.php?p=5114454
:s

 

Lurers

The equivelent of an irl pedophile , they will take you to a secluded spot , and violate you. They offer you a reason to follow them the same as a pedophile would - Candy Etc.. then when you least expect it you are getting double teamed without no means of escape, but fear not! , the only people that fall for these lures are for a better word , R.E.T.A.R.D.E.D , as my parents always say , "you dont get free shit for no shit" , in runescape , there is always a catch, dont let these fuckers have thier fill.

That's me. Tell my 60M bank that

I liked this tbh, you should make more

 

I'm the layed back one I might take some pictures for you so you can add them to each type of player. Very funny, and I like the way you worded it

 

yeah thanks that would be great!

 

You forgot the Merchant

 

added