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  1. SwiftSeller

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    Poke the doctor's eye out?

    Okay. Some people have fears of spiders, others don't like the feeling of being alone. But me, I get terrified each time I go to my doctor's office. Why? No, I'm not 3 and scared of shots, I'm 17 and have no problem with needles. And no I'm perfectly fine with my body around other people. Let me give you a background on this doctors office and maybe you'll figure my fear out. Who knows, maybe its happened to you! Its a realitivly small office and there are 6 nurses and 2 doctors. Well, 4 out of the 6 nurses looks like they were drafted right from the Playboy mansion, no lie guys. All of them are around 5'5", 110lbs, with amazing C's. And it honestly sucks (yea you would think, "yea boy!," right? Wrong!) because they take ur pulse and push their boobs around in your face while they reach around for various instruments. Then 3 minutes later they say, "the doctor will be in soon to see you." Well holy crap, what now... You just had a reincarnation of Anna Nicole Smith rubbing her perfect C cups around in your face, and now the male doctor is coming by to check your balls! So now you're stuck in there looking at stuff on the wall, thinking about your grandmother, imagining fields of flowers--anything to get your mind off Ms. Nurse and her perky "instruments!" Oh, and here comes the big man. "Why don't you turn your head and cough," he says. Well hell Doc, I think its you who should be turning your head. Infact, why don't you step about 8 inches further back than you are right now. Please, this is for your own good man.

    Please keep in mind that this is just humor. My doctors office IS INFACT exactly like I described it, however I can control my penis functions. I merely posted this to see if its already happened to anyone, or if they've thought about it just like I have!

    Post... Now... Haha.
     
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    Dude, let me give you a tip. When your "soldier is ready for combat", just take a deep inhale, hold it for a sec, then release. It should work (I know it does for me).

    But man, I seriously wish I had your doctor.
     
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    And I seriously wish you would read the whole post...
     
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    Poke the doctor's eye out?

    Sorry, I think I missed that part.

    Anyway, I have a teacher that's REALLY hot. She's always wearing these tight shirts, and she bends over unnecessarily. So yeah, similar stories, i guess.
     
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    Poke the doctor's eye out?

    This HAS happened to me and quite frankly it's damn embarassing =/.
     
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    Poke the doctor's eye out?

    I know what you're talking about. Some teachers just want to be in the headlines.

    Dang, its acutally happened to you? Omg that must suck.
     
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