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1st one for now...

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You: Hi.
Stranger:
i'm from russia
be careful
You: Okay. I'll take my chances. Don't nuke me bro
You: I hope Sarah Palin is on High alert :l
Stranger: ong
You: The game.
Stranger: you'r hot
Stranger: *omg
You: I Win!
Stranger: cool
You: I need a cookie.
You: Send me a nucular cookie.
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2nd.

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Stranger: hi
You: Penis.
You: On
You: My
Stranger: lol
You: Body
You: Sweet Sauce
Stranger: i ruined it! XD
You: On
You: My
You: Nipples
Stranger: wat :u
You: LICK
You: IT
You: OFF
You: OR
You: I
You: Will
You: Rape
You: You
You: With
You: My
You: Cucumber.
Stranger: ffffff
Stranger: no
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3rd:

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You: WHOPPER NO ONIONS
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4th (The Truth Of The Internet...)

2634 users online


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Stranger: hey
Stranger: hey
You: Hey
Stranger: oops sorry didnt mean to send that twice haha
Stranger: what's up?
You: My dick.
Stranger: really. haha.
Stranger: asl?
You: 47/M/NYC, You?
Stranger: oh god.
Stranger: are you a pedofile?
Stranger: peace nigga
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5th

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You: BOB SAGGET
Stranger: Hi
You: FUCK SALT
You: DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL
Stranger: FUCK
You: YOU'RE GROUNDED BECAUSE YOU DONT THINK THIS GARBAGE DISPOSIAL SOUNDS LIKE CHEWBACCA TAKING A SHIT!
You: THESE FISHSTICKS ARE AS HARD AS TITS!
Stranger: What do you scold
You: MY FOSTER MOTHER. SHE SUCKED ME DOWN
Stranger: ..... 你這ˋ個 幹幹
You: THOSE SYMBOLS ALMOST LOOK LIKE WHAT HAPPENED
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Stranger: hi
You: sup
You: Do you liek mudkipz?
Stranger: ?
You: mudkipz?
You: You don't know mudkipz?
Stranger: what mean ?
You: You are so late in times broski
You: Mudkiqz are the new cool thing in town
Stranger: in the concrete
You: Yes, yes. In the concrete
You: Do you liek death metalz?
Stranger: yes
You: Nice, what bands?
Stranger: um.......
Stranger: you
Stranger: mean
Stranger: i don't no
Stranger: sorry
You: Lol, you're bustin' my style bro
You: Listen to Bloodbath - Hades Rising
You: Good song
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person you're chatting with is a convicted child sex offender. Please dont give out any personal information to this person.]
You: ORLY?
You: Thats pretty sexy
Stranger: how old
You: 82
You: male
You: I want you
Stranger: me in 34
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You: Ballsack
Stranger: hi
Stranger: girl?
You: definitely
Stranger: yes?
You: Yes
Stranger: ok.. where r u from?
You: My mothers vagina of course, you silly
Stranger: yes....\
Stranger: age?
You: 64
Stranger: ok..
You: You?
Stranger: 21
You: I like a young stud
You: Ooooo, Thats a nice young stallion
You: Im getting wet
Stranger: but u r 2 old 2 me..
You: Not at all
You: You don't like milfs
Stranger: bye..
You: No please stay
You: I want you, inside me
Stranger: so how old r u?
You: 64 like I said
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This one is my favorite one, I just did it:

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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 18000/womale/austria
You: You?
Stranger: oh!!!!!!!!
Stranger: jap
You: Jap, eh?
Stranger: japan
Stranger: 18
Stranger: m
Stranger: hi
You: Ooo, noice
You: Hi
Stranger: do you know 섹스?
You: Huh?
Stranger: oh..
You: I can't see characters like that on my computer
You: My computer blows donkey dick
Stranger: sorry
You: Its all good
Stranger: do you know korea?
You: Yes, she is a good friend of mine
Stranger: mom?
You: Yes, what do you want steven?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: 그렇게해
You: My computer can't see that Steven
Stranger: jamji
Stranger: you jamji ok?
You: What the fuck is Jamji, Steven?
You: Is that a new name, Im going to name my grandkids Jamji Stevens
You: DOULEIK?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: yes.
You: Nice nice
Stranger: oh yes food 알아?
You: I can't see those characters Steven...
Stranger: fuck jamjiter
Stranger: fuck jamjiterfuck jamjiter
Stranger: fuck jamjiter
Stranger: fuck jamjiter
You: Whos that?
Stranger: you
You: Is that one of your new pronos Steven?
Stranger: you name
You: My name, my name is Marty
You: Marty Friedman
You: Look me up in Google
Stranger: you name garbage
You: No its not, Do you even know who I am kid?
You: I am mothafucking Marty Friedman!
Stranger: fuck
You: MARTY FUCKING FRIEDMAN!!!!
Stranger: you mon fuck
You: FUCKING FRIEDMAN!
You: FRIEDMAN!
Stranger: 아가리
Stranger: 씨발년아
Stranger: 뒤질래
You: MARTY FRIEDMAN!
Stranger: 컴퓨터
Stranger: 할줄몰라?
Stranger: 시발년이따로업네
Stranger: 저리꺼저
You: I CAN'T SEE THOSE CHARACTERS STEVEN!!!
Stranger: ㅡㅡ
You: I CAN
Stranger: ㅡㅡㅁㅇㄹ
Stranger: ㄴㅁ을
Stranger: ㅓㅏ
Stranger: ㅡㄹ
You: I CAN'T SEE THEM!!!
You: I CAN
You: 'T
Stranger: you can do it
You: SEE THEM
You: I TRY STEVEN, I TRY!
Stranger: you see do it
You: BUT IT CAN'T
You: I CAN'T.....
You: i can't...........................................................
Stranger: you crazy girl?
You: In bed, yes
Stranger: you crazy girl fuck fuck jamjiter you mom garbage
You: Yup, and I'm 400 pounds
Stranger: what?
You: I'm a lean mean, buttfucking machine.
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
You: yes
You: yes
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: fuck
You: don't be
Stranger: sorrty
You: Shorty?
You: I always knew asians were short
You: fuck
Stranger: a little sorry
You: sorry bout what Steven?
Stranger: sorrymm
Stranger: mm
Stranger: mm
Stranger: m.m
Stranger: m.m
You: Middlemanning?
Stranger: sorry
You: Steven, I need to go
You: I have to bleach my asshole before my next porno shoot
Stranger: just
Stranger: gochu
You: Gouch?
You: You like licking gouch?
You: I'm sorry Steven
You: I can't get into another conversation
You: I really need to bleach my asshole
Stranger: gouck food
You: Gook food?
Stranger: really you mom fuck
You: I do like to mom fuck sometimes
Stranger: good
You: Its fun
You: Anyways, I need to bleach my asshole Steven
You: its got to be done
You: Sorry we couldn't chat more
Stranger: fuck 처먹어
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Stranger: hi
You: DICK
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Stranger: hi^_^
You: Sexual or Friendly relationsip?
Stranger: depends on the guy
You: Well Im a girl
You: But im quite experimental
Stranger: oh damn.
Stranger: sorry I like cock to much.
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: game
Stranger: fucker
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You: hey, guess what
Stranger: hi
Stranger: affirmative
You: The Game!
Stranger: yes
You: exelent
Stranger: perfect
You: penis
Stranger: porra
Stranger: pinto
Stranger: buceta
Stranger: cú
You: Your jsut fusking insane
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You: narb
You: the game
You: =)
Stranger: What ? My mother say : " Don't speak to stranger "
You: type!!!
You: your gay =)
You: hello....
Stranger: nock nock
You: whos therwe...
Stranger: Disco
You: disco who?
Stranger: Disco Nnected
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Stranger: hey
You: HELLO BILLY MAYS HERE WITH A WONDERFUL NEW PRODUCT
Stranger: will you strip
You: IM A BOY
You: BILLY
You: MAYS
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Stranger: こん。
You: what is up in the hood home shizzle
Stranger: にがひが好きですか
You: damn japs
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Stranger: Hi Im Mat
You: i like to suck cock
You: can i suck urs
Stranger: I have one
You: me too
Stranger: sure you can if it makes you happy
You: can u cum all over my face
Stranger: can you suck your own?
You: no it's too goddamn small
Stranger: sure if that turns you on
You: it would
You: ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Stranger: do you know that it is pretty gay
Stranger: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
You: im gay?
Stranger: well maybe you just like sucking cock
You: ya that isnt gay
You: i like trannies too
Stranger: nah.. only if youre a fag
Stranger: trannies arnt gay
You: ya but im gay
You: r u gay?
Stranger: fuck no
Stranger: i hate gays
You: can u tell me where u live
Stranger: fucking poofs
Stranger: sure
Stranger: idaho
You: elaborate
Stranger: broke back mountain
You: i need to cum on over there and fuck u
Stranger: sure
You: cool
Stranger: as long as its not gay sex
You: what's brokeback mountain? is that some kind of fucking natice americna reserve?
Stranger: yeah
You: Oh cool
Stranger: im indian
You: i havew a fetish for indians
Stranger: really
Stranger: thats cool
You: yarly
You: do u work for tech support?
You: that turns me on
Stranger: im originally from punjabi
Stranger: do you like punjabi?
You: what's that? some kind of gay sex?
Stranger: no.. no.. not gay at all
Stranger: its a place in india
Stranger: im indian
You: oh i thought u lived in idaho
Stranger: i do now
Stranger: where do you live.. maybe i can visit
You: i live in a hole
Stranger: come round for a cup of tea
Stranger: rahlly
Stranger: like a rabbit???
You: im stealing my neighbor's wifi
Stranger: me too
You: no, like rhino
You: cool
Stranger: oh.. i like furry animals
You: me too
You: esp. one with big dick
You: s
Stranger: i like pussys
You: like a cat?
Stranger: furry pussy
You: i like dogs
Stranger: have you ever fucked one?
You: a dog?
Stranger: yeah a dog
Stranger: i know a guy who fucked a goat once
You: no, but ive tried
You: that's erotic
Stranger: it kinda turned me on
You: u shoulda joined
Stranger: it was a male goat
You: and then i coulda filmed it
Stranger: not into gay sex
You: ook that sucks
You: if i come to idaho i can bring u a female one
Stranger: cheers
You: ya
Stranger: i prefer younger ones
You: ill bring a pussy too so then we can have secks
Stranger: like about 12
Stranger: sounds great
You: idk. i dont think i cant get 12 goats
Stranger: small baby ones?
Stranger: a couple of kids will do
You: maybe id have to fuck an adult one first
Stranger: the younger ones are sweet and innocent
You: hey do u like michael jackson?
Stranger: i love micheal jackson
You: do u think he's hot
Stranger: sure do
You: i thought u said u werent gay
Stranger: well.. i can still think he is hot.. not now.. when he was in the jackson 5...
You: oh u like little black boys?
Stranger: is that gay?
Stranger: im black
You: idk
You: indians are brown
Stranger: oh.. im brown
Stranger: with a good suntan
You: oh ok
You: is it sunny in idaho
Stranger: yes very
Stranger: its very private here too
You: i live in death valley; it's very sunny here
You: and hot
Stranger: wow..
You: im getting really hot talking to u
Stranger: i bet you are
You: do u mind if i start masterbating?
Stranger: are you fapping?
Stranger: i think you should
You: THANKS!
Stranger: go for it
You: can u say something sexy
Stranger: would it worry you if i was a girl?
You:
You: are u?
Stranger: i could be for you
You: please dont
You: how old r u?
Stranger: 16
Stranger: femal
Stranger: e
You: oh i like little boys
Stranger: i have great tits
You: man tits?
Stranger: and a nice tight pussy
Stranger: i have a clit ring too
You: ya ik u have cat
Stranger: mom doesnt know
You: doesnt that hurt
Stranger: only if it gets caught in pubes when i am fucking
You: ewww u arent shaven
Stranger: or if my girlfriend sucks it too much
You: so ure lesbian?
Stranger: i love women
You: i dont
Stranger: really
You: yarly theyre nasty
Stranger: they are pretty evil
You: ik huh
Stranger: im a good girl.. i make all the boys happy
You: that's good
You: maybe if i put a bag on ur face and give u a strap on
You: i could fuck u
Stranger: well that wouldnt be gay at all
You: no
You: if i say no homo before i do something gay then it isnt gay
Stranger: you might even be cured of your affliction
You: being gay is bad?
Stranger: its a sin
Stranger: you will burn in hell
Stranger: for all eternity
You: oh i alrdy live in hell
You: i alrdy told u it's goddamn hot here
Stranger: oh
You: ya and hitler is my neighbor
Stranger: well.. im off to play in real hell... see you on /b/

 

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You: hi
Stranger: Hai
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: uuugh i can tell your a girl
You: CT
Stranger: VE ASK TEH QUESTIONS!
Stranger: Vhere are you from?
You: CT
Stranger: And what is CT like?
You: connecticut
Stranger: Full of Jews and ******s, i bet
You: jews yes
Stranger: Hmm, we need someone like Adolf back again...He knew how to handle those wankers
You: lol
Stranger: IZ NOT FUNNY
VE ASK TEH QUESTIONS!
You: WHAT DOES VE MEEN???
Stranger: VE ASK THE QUESTIONS! *Slaps you*
You: *i poop a little*
Stranger: VE POOP THE POOPS! *slaps you harder*
You: *i take out a spartan laser!!!!*
Stranger: ....
Stranger: *Melee's you in the face as its charging....*
You: *i use my rapid fire button and severly own u*
Stranger: HAAAAAX!
Stranger: *You get hit by a Monitor*
You: *i also use my lag switch*
Stranger: You know what they say....
You: no i dont
Stranger: All Halo 3 Players should play Left 4 Dead more often....
You: i dont have that game
Stranger: Oah!
Stranger: YOU MUST LISTEN TO METALLICA!
You: i do
Stranger: How bout Mercyful Fate?
You: NEVER HEARD OF DEMZ
Stranger: Oah!
You: I HAVE A GUITAR SIGNED BY OZZY OSBOURNE
Stranger: Hmm
Stranger: I have a Guitar approved by James Hetfield.....
You: OZZY is better
Stranger: Well....I would say King Diamond owns both their arses
You: what about billy mays
Stranger: He DIE'd
You: sooooooooo...
Stranger: He sucks
Stranger: He deserved it
You: no he doesnt 0_0
Stranger: Now he can spend his life selling Shamwow to Michael Jackson to clean up after wanking at children
You: he doesnt sell sham wows vince does
Stranger: HE SELLS FUCKING SHAMWOW!
DONT FUCKING ARGUE!
Stranger: *takes his pills*
You: hes sells something like shamwows there called zorbees
Stranger: Oah!
Stranger: But vince DIE'd
Stranger: He was pwnt by turrets from Portal
You: noooo he got beet up by a prostitute
Stranger: Oah ho ho ho ha ha ha hee hee hee
Stranger: Im British anyway, so we spit tea and shit at you
You: uuuuugh ok then
Stranger: But
Stranger: You gotta remember something
You: what
Stranger: Americans are opinionated wankers who cant seem to figure out how English people talk >_>
You: ello big ben blacvk tea and all dat
Stranger: Uhh...No.
You: uugh yes
Stranger: No.
You: why not
Stranger: Cause we have about 20 differant accents?
Stranger: The accent you refer to comes from a tiny part of London
You: soooooo im speacking british accent
You: ya i win!!!@!
Stranger: Nop.
You: i win a small part
You: yes???
Stranger: Well, your used to small parts
Stranger: Get da hint?
You: aaaaaaaw
Stranger: Sorry dude, you did walk into it
You: i call it BIG BEN
Stranger: Its a small clock tower >_>
You: not necessarelly
Stranger: Well
Stranger: We built a skyscraper from glass just to eat in
You: soo we gotz a greeen statue
You: that wqe wank to
Stranger: Meh
Stranger: Technically it doesnt represent the morals of your country though
You: true but....
You: what does a glass building have to do with your country
Stranger: Isnt it obvious?
You: NO!!!...
Stranger: You throw a stone at us and we puke glass onto you
You: well a big green chick will walk all over you
Stranger: n0
You: well... we got the tallest building
Stranger: No you dont >_>
You: yaaaa the empire state building
Stranger: Nop
Stranger: It WAS the biggest
Stranger: Taipei 101 beats to ESB by 420ft
You: well thats not english soooooo ya
Stranger: Ofc it isnt
Stranger: We dont waste time on shit like that
Stranger: Who needs Skyscrapers when you can get Pubs?
Stranger: Lotsa Lotsa Pubs
You: good point
Stranger: The Road outside my house has 3 pubs on it
You: what about a BIIIIIIIG PUB
Stranger: Because than you have to get a shuttle to the outside so you can puke
Stranger: It just wouldnt work
You: what a bout a tube tyhat leads outside that you can puke in
Stranger: Hmm....No
Stranger: Besides, if you got Barred, by the time you got out the pub, you wouldnt be barred anymore >_>
You: hmmmm
Stranger: Ive got it
Stranger: An Immigrant relocation program, to under the ocean
You: lol wut
You: for mexicans???
You: ?
Stranger: Well, they are your problem
Stranger: We have arabs with backpacks coming to claim insurance on their Khinra
You: we have telemarketers
Stranger: Umm
You: and arabs run every McDonalds
Stranger: Really? We just have people with more puberty spots than brains
You: yep ive noticed that =)
Stranger: Also....Is there actually an American sport where you dont have to wear some form of fucking armour?
You: soccer
Stranger: Oh....You mean Football?
You: oh ya sorry
Stranger: Besides, i said an American sport......
Stranger: Technically Football was invented in Ancient Rome =/
Stranger: Besides, if its an American sport, why are you so fucking shit at it than?
Stranger: Dumbshit *Walks off*
You: thennn....no there isnt because our overlords are overprotective jews
Stranger: Hmm
Stranger: You a Nazi?
You: no but there still jews
Stranger: Damn , i love Nazi's.
You: so do i but im not 1 even though im like 100% german
Stranger: http://milf.1g.fi/King Diamond - 2007 - Give Me Your Soul...Please/KingDiamond_GiveMe_Cover.jpg
Stranger: Spookey
You: the symbol in the mirror is penis
You: a penis*
Stranger: http://www.jampackedproductions.net/images/diego/coven5cc.jpg
Stranger: That is my desktop =D
You: wibn
Stranger: Well, its my Desktop wallpaper
You: win*
Stranger: xD
Stranger: I found that a week ago
Stranger: First my eyes dropped out, than i went hard
You: lol
You: tryin to find mine
You: hold on brb
Stranger: Okai
You: k
You: there was a snake
Stranger: Orly?
Stranger: You shouldnt be on the viagra this early
You: http://www.crestock.com/uploads/blog/wallpapers/set1/crestock-213752-1440x900.jpg
You: my wallpaper
Stranger: Tornado =O
You: blue
You: this is a really long conversation
Stranger: Yeah.....You got a problem with that!? Huh!?
You: lol no
Stranger: Well
Stranger: Im off Bowlingz0rs
Stranger: Maybe we meet again, and i will punch you in the bollocks
You: omg how u know my name
You: ?????
You: last name
You: wait are you going bowling or did you somehow find out my last name
You: well bye then
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Stranger: hi
You: i hurt
Stranger: why
You: i had a bad experience at a theme park water park yesterday
You: on a waterslide
You: the metal pole was sticking up, there was nothing i could do to protect my ballsaque
You: and hurt
You: and purple
You: and torsion
You: and removed by doctor
Stranger: pity
You: if not then my brain would have burst of a blood rush
You: and removed it
You: snip snip
Stranger: male?
You: both
Stranger: what?
You:
You: not male, both

 

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: this website is fun
You: talking to strangers
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: wait
Stranger: are you stranger?
You: i am strange and a stranger
Stranger: i cant talk to stranger '-'
You: no please dont go
Stranger: you boy?
Stranger: girl?
You: um
You: long story... both
Stranger: shemale?xd
You: please not that word
You: its offensive
You: just... both
Stranger: well..fuck your mother : )
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lol...
~Matt

 

since this one is so funny (and this is the spam forum) ima post this one again, lol

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: game
Stranger: fucker
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: someone there?
You: Im cumming all over screen right now
You: Shh
You: okay
You: AsL?
Stranger is typing...

 

You: ASL
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m 25
Stranger: n u
You: 6m UK

 

Stranger: hiii
You: Hii
You: Whats cookin good lookin?
Stranger:
Stranger: nevermind
Stranger: i thnk u ar male?
You: Ur a girl right???
You: lol
You: >_>
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: horny_?
You: hi
You: yes
You: asl?
Stranger: you first
You: you first
Stranger: you first
You: fine
Stranger: ????????
You: 6 male florida
Stranger: fuck 6
You: LOL GAME
Stranger:
Stranger: you fuck you
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You: HI
Stranger: hi
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 16
Stranger: u？
You: 34
You: are you a boy?
Stranger: 。。
Stranger: girl
You: WHAT A COINIDENCE I LIKE YOUNG GIRLS!
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