Anyone Shoplifted Before?

Stealing from Walmart is completely okay.

I once used my own parents to steal something from Walmart. a few months ago when they were buying me my new desktop I saw it as the perfect opportunity to steal something. It was one of those really old video games they sell for like $20, what I did was stuck it in the top of my pants and when they walked out the alarm thing went off and they stopped and do did I. They had to go back into the store to get the computer deactivated, or so they thought, and I just stayed past the alarm scanners and they "deactivated" the computer and they walked out and I walked with them. It's a really easy concept, you should try it sometime.

It's also easier to do with complete strangers, just find a person buying electronics and walk out right beside them, and when they stop you just keep walking.

 

I have only stolen candy bars, gum, etc.

 

Because it's completely okay to steal from someone... -_-

 

When it's a corporation like Walmart it is.

 

I've only stolen a chocolate ball when I was 8

 

That doesn't justify it.

 

Like Robin Hood. Steal from the rich and give to the poor

Most I've stolen was fake Pokemon card from a bootleg Chinese store.
They wouldn't mind, they're fake anyways lol

 

Scumbags...

 

fuck justification.

seriously. look around you >_>

 

wel 1 rtime i was at the church rite??? then i saw this lady and i was like i h8te u and shes like o ok then so i went to her desk and she had a spider man figure on it!!!!!!!!!!! then i took it!!!!!!!!!!!! (seriously!!!!!)

 

I just take gum

 

Im Canadian.. anyways I was like 8, I stopped along time ago.

 

Yeah....6 monsters -.-

Just going to baseball practice cashier...why do i have a backpack? Why to carry my bat! Going to the bathroom, ok, ill just search around for the pack of gum i want....
I paid less than a dollar for all of it lol, he didnt suspect a thing.

 

I shoplifted a packet of chocolate digestives once for the lulz, never again though

 

i stole energy drinks from a dairy about 5 times, but PURELY because the owners were such dickheads they would try to accidently give the wrong change to people to scam them off a measly half a dollar.
fucks yeah im a badasses stealing energy drinks for ma homeboiz

 

Well back in Jr high we had an extremely good teacher who taught us a lot about politics and law. Surprizingly, it was interesting and taught us a lot about what we could get away with. In total i've stolen upwards of 500 chocolate bars, and was never caught. Mainly took food, and for kicks with a group of friends we all took the same sweater and wore it out.

 

Wow, your so cool for stealing m&ms and a redbull. I hope your friends sucked your dick for it. But on a serious note stealing is so stupid, and pointless, and the fact your doing it to impress people makes it even more useless.

 

thats pretty sad stealing. im not gonna say i never stole before but that was when i was 6 years old so cant really blame me lol

 

500 chocolate bars? i smell a fib.
who would want to steal 500 chocolate bars, and the owners of the shop musta been hella stupid because they do inventory checks on their stock, and i'm pretty sure they would notice that 500 chocolate bars have been stolen.

EDIT::

why chocolate bars? got a bit of a bulge in the stomach area?

 

I always steal drinks from the store next to where
I play bball. One time I got caught cuz a beaner
told the cashier i jacked the drinks