Caught...

on the way to 2 period my friend and i smoked a tooth pick blunt and when i went to class teacher smelled it and called security on us the searched us and found nothing, we told em bull shit and only got 2 days of iss ^^

 

That's Retarded. Who gets having Sex?
Beginners That is.
But Nice to hear all your stories.

 

Well seeing as I don't smoke or drink, I have never been caught doing either of those. Almost got caught having sex with my girl friend by her mom. That killed the mood quite quickly.

 

Never been caught with anything. I'm a sneaky bastard

 

Last weekend I got really drunk at a grad party, I ended up going home early because I didn't want to wait for everyone to wake up. (I wake up really early after I drink.)

So I get home and my mom decides to go to KFC so I go with her. When I got there, I spent 10 minutes throwing up in the bathroom. When I came out, they figured I had a hangover but they didn't say anything. On the way home I threw up the window a few times, that pretty much put them over the edge.


I didn't even get in that much trouble, surprisingly.

 

My parents have found and taken my weed, lighters, and a bong, but never confronted me about it

 

I was getting it on with this one girl after school, and my mom came home early, we had enough time to get our shirts on. But i've never really got caught doing anything, i'm very careful.^^^ yeah matt, my boose and my weed just magically vanishes sometimes. I DON'T SMOKE WEED ANYMORE IT'S STUPID.

 

LMAO Burdock! The last one is great..

 

Got caught in a girl's house having sex... Her dad (who was in the army) hasn't liked me since that day... a couple months ago... *cough*

 

@The porn part
It's quite embarrassing when they see the stuff that was an accidental click >.> There's some strange stuff out there. Or, the links on 4chan o.o

 

What the fuck is wrong with you? Having sex in a movie cinema wow could you not have waited until you got home?...
Fucking weird ass people these days

 

lol whats wrong wit that my friend got a blow job ina movie theatre by some random chick.

 

Then say oral sex because when he says sex I interpret it as having like freak anal sex in the movies

 

lol I got caught smoking bud like 5 days ago. I smoked on the back porch table and left the ashes on the table without noticing and my dad found it and drug tested me and I was positive. No grounding though because I told them it was my first time and I was just curious of the effects. IDK why my parents didn't ground me but I don't care, they just said they'll randomly test me until they get trust back.

 

I VERY rarely get caught doing anything, I just generally know when I'm safe and when I'm not. I sneaked out of the house to meet some friends last summer at 3 am and I didn't get caught until I came back at 7...only because my brother was up early and he noticed I wasn't home... but generally, no, I don't get caught doing anything.

 

Been caught doing everything. From whacking off to watching porn, which ties in nicely together if I might add.

 

Nearly been caught by my friends masturbating but i quickly put my pants ojn

 

Nearly been caught by my friends masturbating but i quickly put my pants ojn

 

I got arrested while intoxicated. So my parents know. They don't care anymore though, I can toke it up in the house whenever I want.

 

Does picking your nose count? lolz for real though. If I even tried anything like that around my parents my house is so clusterd and so full I'd get caught and everyone in the neighborhood would know about it in like 10 minutes... so i kinda do my stuff outside of my house... lolz