How to: Take a proper poop.

Hello everyone, today I will show you how to take a proper poop. You know when you sit down on your toilet bowl and your ready to just drop a big one.. you feel it's going to splash up on your behind? Well I have a solution for this problem!

Step one:

Open up the toilet bowl.

It should then look like this (hopefully):



Step two:

You're going to want to sit on the toilet bowl as comfortable as possible:



Step three:

Lay down toilet paper in the toilet bowl.



Step four:

Push as hard as you can to get it out.



In the end, thanks to this guide.. you will feel like this..




Have any of you guys tried this method? Or are going to try this method?

 

You're a idiot.

This guide wasn't funny at all. If you can't properly take a shit, then you shouldn't be aloud on a computer.

 

If you meant being funny by posting this guide you miserably failed.

 

Thanks man! Now my shitty shitty days are over!

8/10.

 

Why don't you get a soap instead then rub it in your ass.

 

No no.. I wasn't trying to be funny at all. I was just saying.. it's annoying at all when you get the water to splash up.

 

are you serious?

 

More like How to: Failthread

 

Wrong section ololololfail

 

it was originally in UE
proof that UE is shitty... no pun intended

 

olol.

 

A better guide would of been; How to play shit cricket.

1. You sit there waiting.
2.
-When you hear a splash from the drop of the log you get 4 runs.
-When the plash hits ur ass, you get 6 runs.
-BUT once u have ur asscheeks planted on the seet and u fart - you're out.

Occumulate ur scores my highest score is 156.. i have a strike rate of 444.6

 

Wow .... thanks for the guide, i didnt know how to poop

 

Amazing how, if this was in the UE section, people would be saying "great guide" instead of flaming it.