The Origin of Sythe.org

So, does anyone know the origins of Sythe?

Here is my speculation.

Sythe (The Staff Member) arrived from Uranus on a spaceship made of taco sauce and attempted to take over the world. Since he failed he attempted to take over the internet. Since he failed he attempted to take over RuneScape. He made Sythe.org and succeded.

But seriously, I hope a staff member does post the TRUE origin of sythe.