The Worst Fail Ever

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m / f
You: what
Stranger: male or female???
You: why do you care?
Stranger: u sound lik a grl
Stranger: am i right
You: why?
Stranger: am i
You: yes why
Stranger: kool
Stranger: we hould cyber
Stranger: should*
You: .........
Stranger: do u kno wat that means???
You: no
Stranger: age???
You: 19 why
Stranger: oohh i thought u were lik 10
You: ....
You: cyber sex?
Stranger: YES!!!!!!!!
You: oh
You: tell me how to do it
You: :)
Stranger: well say somthing sexual and i say somting back
Stranger: and so on
You: We’re no strangers to love,
You know the rules and so do I.
A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of,
You wouldnt get this from any other guy.

I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling,
Gotta make you understand…

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching
But you’re too shy to say it.
Inside we both know what’s been going on,
We know the game and we’re gonna play it.

Annnnnd if you ask me how I’m feeling,
Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see…

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

Give you up. give you up.
Give you up, give you up.
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up.
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up.

We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching
But you’re too shy to say it.
Inside we both know what’s been going on,
We know the game and we’re gonna play it.

I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling,
Gotta make you understand…

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.


You: im a guy
You: gf
Stranger: good one
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Im not gonna fucking read all that just summarize it or somethin

 

read it,its worth it

 

Lying, cybering, something unfunny, admitting he was lying, disconnecting. The usual conversation on Omegle.

 

worst fail... lol not

 

worst fail roflz

 

lol rickrolleddd
terrible fail

 

this thread is the worst fail ever

 

your the worst fail ever

 

tl;dr.

 

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down!

 

never gunna mess around.

 

You should have been a blow job.