Rap Battles - Official Thread

Kay

Ha, I bet you think you real hot shit
Bitch slipped, up and tried to come at me
You should have been known when to quit
Don't try to think your best, you're far from it

I got the rhymes that'll keep on going
gloatin' to keep my pride floatin'
You just a sad ass token
Wanna learn from the best? Take some notes n'
Don't forget what I said or you'll be smokin'
2 in the chest, and one in ya' throat so you'll be chokin'


I'll come back better later, come up with something for me.

 

Yo i keep it burning like a flamethrower
you think your the best? well your reigns over
cos im bout' to expose you, you lame poser
u said that he was smoking but your the chain smoker
when u come down from your high you'll realise I took over
just like what i did with your girl, you know that faint odour
u smelt when u went her house was from when i came over
pushed up against the wall and then gave it to her.

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This is my own one, not targeted at anyone in particular-you are all free to reply to either

Yo they call me the mic assasin
- im tight at rapping
so good battling yall is no challenge
- i might be slacking.

But what do you nerds know about rap? stick to hacking,
and leave it to the maestros like me to keep it cracking.
Because my game is out of this world, I keep my cash stacking
So give it up go back to runescape and get 99 attacking.

 

double post

 

Haha, I like ya' raps, I'll get back at you once I listen to some songs and get some words flowin' in my head.

Btw, edit this post. Copy what was in here, then what is in this post say "Sorry for double post" And then add what you had in this post, to your first.

 

Diss to anyone who wants it:

I'm back from laughin' at these fake blokes
Here to stop them typin' and clickin' on 'Submit Post'
This isnt a competition for who can be a big joke
So why do you all keep postin' weak rhymes then go on to boast?
I'm here to kill those,
Who think they sick but are ill blows
Think they slang drugs and claim to pull toast (guns)
Here to save the day, Come to keep the title away, from all you fakes,
Put every last single one of you back in ya place
This official rap battle thread? This is my home base.

When I front, I cock my fists not a gun.. ya bitches
People with weapons can't fight and are all scared shitless
Coz you're the types to have fake guns in ya myspace pictures
I'm tearin' ya physical image, while defeating ya scriptures
I'll do the same again if you come with ya tedious disses
Not believin ya shitness
Get back to the kitchen, coz bitches belong in the kitchens
You're the type to pass up a dog for many a kittens
You want to compete with me? Then please just listen,
It's important not to rap about shit that you know is fiction
It's the point ya missin,
The only battle you'd win is a battle over a piece of chicken
Now the clock is tickin',
Get some education, coz I'ma need some persuasion,
To be convinced that you have enough talent deservin' a placing
My raps are absurd and amazing
I've got the gift with lyrics that every emcee is cravin' and chasing.

 

Was up Riddle, why don't you play on my fiddle
Get on your knees and play around for a little
Bitch ass pansy trying to front
When u got a retractable penis for a cunt
Ur raps are dull, ur raps are weak
U better pray i never see your ass on the street
I be rollin high with my ganja weed
Breakin up pills and gettin on my speed
U try to hit me but im quick like a cat
Ill be cuttin through ya arteries how ya like that
And if you even get a punch in
don't be impressed
Your messin around with the motha fuckin best
and ill blow your ass with my 9
and while your black ass is dying ill sip on some wine

 

That's right, I'll fuck a dude,
Take your pick,
Lick your asshole, suck your dick.

This guy wants a section of my time,
Back it up on my cock,
While it fuck you from behind in the mean time,
I'll reach around and fucking jack off the next guy in line,
Blow hard, my dick covered in your ass slime.



YEAH.

 

You got the rhyme scheme of a 5th grader
Why don't you take some notes so you can up grade - em'
Line for line, you should rethink what you've made
Cause it looks worse than a 90s high top fade
I got the cades that'll click and clack
Got the girls booty that I smack and smack
I'm back, so drop that, and why don't you follow the pact
Of the riddler that is, the best and that's a fact
Rappin, oh yea, that's my nack
So why don't you step down jack
Before my raps knock you off that pedestal you think you at


And I'm out.

Sorry for the late response time, I got banned and wasn't feelin' it til a little later.

 

someone reply to mine, im so bored on sythe now without a battle lol

 

Hi, I'm Pinzork,
I can make cool sounds, eep orp,
Now you're thinking what is with that,
I don't know, because I can't really rap,

But I guess I gotta give it a try,
Show my style, I'm pretty fly,
No wait, I'm not really,
That last sentence I said, rather silly,
I guess you can stop reading if you really want,
But then you would of missed my change of font,

That was Comic Sans MS,
My choice of style, I think it's the best,
Alot of people try to use it,
But don't know how to, just abuse it,

So I'd like you to stick to Times New Roman,
Nah man, use it if you want, I'm just joking.

 

lmfao at manual labors!!!!!!! "when you come down from your high ull realize i took over" man that made me laugh

 

I had a dream last night that I was tongue fucking your dick,
Stuck my tongue so far up your ass that I could taste shit.
You screamed in the light as I gave your ass a feel,
Shot some cum up so far I could take it to your spleen.

Then you made me blow it out and you kissed me on the lips,
I could tell your abs were ripped when you held me by the hips.
And then you told me that you loved me, and that I'm your only one,
Then you grabbed me by the neck and shot me with some cum.

Then I opened up real wide and let you shoot it in my mouth,
Let that salty ooze... start to dribble out.
Then I cupped your haired balls and gave them one big glub,
Put my hands on your shaft and began to rub.

You started fingering my dick hole, it felt so tight.
Jizz and piss went flying, yellow and the white.
I thought I would die when you showed me your sex toys,
A big thorny dildo made me feel like a bad boy.

You called me your little diamond,
Your little pearl,
You said you wouldn't trade me for nothing in the world,
You said...

I WANT IT TO BE LIKE YOU WANT IT! LAY YOU DOWN ON A BED OF ROSES.
ON A BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED.
I WANT IT TO BE LIKE YOU WANT IT!



Someone reply please. Want to be a pro rapper.

 

Yo Spereff, check it:

Callin people jewish now that aint right
I bet u gotta pay to go bump in the night
Tellin people ur tired, like its some excuse,
I should turn ur punk ass in for microphone abuse


U and ur whack ass lyrics, u need to check urself
While i put my rap trophy up on the shelf
U lame as can be, and that aint no joke
If this was a real rap battle you'd be the first to choke

So get ur stuff straight
And come back later
Then try ur luck against me
The rookie annihilator

P.S. and dont mess up

 

Hold up, i think u r mistaken
Either that or youre fakin
Either way, your supposed title i'll be takin
My rhymes make'm grind and get all the cutie girlies shakin

Anyway,
I'll rhyme on ur British ass any day
I dont care where come from, or where you're goin
Up in this Sythe.org, my skills i be shoin

Picture this, u and me in the street
Ur ass is on the ground, kissin on my feet
I'm on a whole 'nother level, shit i'm in the big leagues
I can rock steady for days n days w/o a bit of fatigue

But its all good, gave it a good try
Even though i stomped u, i hate to be the bad guy
Keep ur head up champ, get'm next time
I'll be here, waitin to dominate with my tight rhymes


Peace out raange pur3...its been fun (and ur good btw)

 

kid above me is a fat ass
not only that but he thinks hes a bad ass
he sayin he in the big leages ye rite kids in the catergory wannabe
ryhming for me is like a spirtual transition
and when im dissin i be on a mission
when i ryhme my words have a physical and verbal percision
and when i slice your throat ill make sure to slice it rigid
i hate white kids who are bitches
if you shot em they'd be snitches
i dont shoot people and thats my decision
I like to use knives cuz they give more definition
and also to see if this queer be bitchin
if ima be nice ima make sure he ends up wit a few stitches
reppin king is my position
im up there with underground rappers startin the revolition
things you hear bout aliens ,secret societies and susperstition
there real and you'd know if you payed your tution
my lyrics are hotter then a girl and a boy creatin friction
and thats why you shouldnt be dissin.

 

Callin me a fat ass, i'll give u a fat lip
I'll squirt in ur moms mouth and then she'll go sip sip
U a two-bit rapper without a rhyme or a reason
For every word u utter, u should be charged with lyrical treason
Give me stitches huh, i guess we'll see
I'm tellin u bitch, u dont wanna fuck with me
I bet u take one up the ass faster than u can say "please"
All a guy's gotta do is whip it out, and youre on ur knees
And ur mom didn't mind whether i was black or white,
Or maybe she's dead, and thats y she wasnt movin last night
I didnt wanna go there but i felt i had to
I just wanted to make sure that i taught u,
A lesson cuz u dont wanna test me
Ha ha u thought u could best me
Well u were wrong, u better get used to it brah
U just a sucker M.C. who that i wouldnt give a fuck,
If u tried in vain to rhyme on me
U commited a simple act of stupidity
So now that u wasted all of my time,
I'll give u a chance to come up with a new rhyme
A better one, toy u should give me ur best,
Cuz i'll still dominate u like i dominated the rest
It's been fun, but i gotta go
But hey, I'll give u an "E" for effort though

 

so much conflict, im feelin like i cotton picked
niggas act hard tryna get known
just shut the fuck up before ya get ya shit blown
fuck with me and i'll just pour you out like my beer foam
I'm done wit this beef im just tryna get me
i'm about ta throw ya overboard like the boston tea
you quick quick ta mouth ya quick ta pout
dont doubt, ill show ya what a nigga do from tha south

fuck with it.

 

Shotgun i think u were a little bad on teh rhymes
talkin shit but u aint makin no dime
u see me on the street doing my time
killin bitches who frontin like bitches (ha ye u no dats u)
u aint nuttin bitch shotgun_messiah? wtf was u thinkin
a messiah? come on now we dont need no jesus shit
uc right now im rollin in a click so fuck it let me empty dat clip
i aint write raps i freestyle so talk to me when u can hit shit
u got nuttin kid go back to school learn sum shit
as a matter of fact go back to suckin on ya moms tit
u frontin shit uc i could end ya life like right quick
no time to think in a split second u gone
no time for u even to moan
shit looka dese rhymes settin teh tone
no homo ma fucka but lets do it slo mo
yee boi im already in teh show
fuck u kids rappin on sythe ill take u any day and dats fo sho
i aint even black fuck dat i rep cree while im wearin a white tee
no need to speak yo girl makin my dick leak
im high as fuck jus a lil cheech ye u no how we do

Mc Kraze ma fuckas pce

 

fuck talkin shit bout my mom
ill make you fall faster then the twin towers did from that bomb
all you talk about is sex cuz u wishin u had a dick bigger then 3 erect
only thing that's dead is your brain if you seriously wanna fight
i'll fight you drunk pull out a knife shank ya and disipear outta sight
sayin your ryhmes are tight only thing tight is your pussy at night
ye thats rite cry to your momma and call the cops if you might
only lesson you teachin me is not to be fake
cuz people like me will break you and not hesitate
ye dats straight
cuz when im preachin my lesson you best not be late
or next day on news they might find a body in a crate
and that was bar 8 just like i popped 8 bullets in ye face
just get outta dis place cuz this is my homes estate
and at any rate you faker then fake .

 

Ha, you're pretty good for a beginning rapper
But don't get it twisted, you're not much above a fapper
If I get you in the ring, you'll be nothing but a tapper
Take the computer away from ya' face and you'll be anything but an attacker

Ya' see, I'm the 2nd best that has ever touched the mic
That's right 2nd behind the 1st, when ya' mom checked my mic all night
Ready to fight? Got him mad, I wonder if his bark is as tough as his bite
I'm the giant here, wanna test the might?
Touch the guns and i'll blow you outta' sight
Like dynamite, too loud for a sound byte
But not like the best, no, not quite
The Riddler_, and don't forget it or you'll be out like a light.

Sorry for the wait again. Think of something to come back with.

EDIT: Ha, t i wtf i t you got some mad skills, ha, the whole rap was fresh, keep it up, maybe later we can battle. And oh, yea, i'm not even sure how we got like the same rhymes like night, sight, and others, lol I didn't even read yours until after I posted.