i got my ass kicked in a bar fight

i was at the bar and i was really drunk and i saw this hot girl and im like "hey baby. u free tonight? the lube is on me" then her BF heard it and he SMASHED a bottle of wine right over my head! he then grabbed a chair and smashed it on me! he threw me onto a table and took a knife to my throat and said "DONT U EVER FUCK AROUND WITH ME OR MY GIRL! GOT IT BUSTER?" and im like "OK ASSHOLE, JUST DONT HURT ME" and hes like "CALL ME ASSHOLE, 1 MORE TIME" and im like "assh-" and he THREW ME right threw the WINDOW. i was in so much pain. what should i do ? :S :S :S

 

GOOD FUCKING JOB. why would you say that to somone out of the blue? thats just asking to get your ass beatin. Unless this is another bullshit thread you made.

 

Do nothing.

Your past tense indicates that you are no longer in any pain.

So whats the big deal?

 

is your father ashamed of you?

 

Ashamed of what? you bring up the most random shit ever in conversations.

 

no really. go to his myspace WWW.MYSPACE.COM/TYSON_CORE


and look at him. wouldnt you be ashamed?

 

fucking leave him alone. seriously. your such a child mate. when are you going to grow up and stop trying to insult people over the internet. Grow some balls and leave tyson alone asshat.

 

he would kick my ass...hes vegeta...look at the damn picture bruh!

edit: besides hes 19. NINE-TEEN. he can take care of himself. his mental-retardation makes him act like hes 11.

 

I guess your internet toughness didn't transfer to IRL. And why are you dick riding Tyson? Personally, I think you have some sort of faggot man crush on him since all you do is talk about him, troll.

 

yes becuase i have a crush on goku. how hard did your mom shove those chinese chop stikcs up your ass hm0ng?

 

Now your bringing mentally challenged people into this? how can you accuse him of being mentally retarded without proof. Get an education mate. You seriously need to grow up.

fucking trolls man..

 

I'm not Chinese. You and gohanforever fail at trolling. GTFO.

 

Why is a boy like you even in a bar?

 

Some of your threads were pretty funny.

But it gets old really quick when you keep trying and failing.

Life must suck for you if you resort to posting such pathetic insults on the internet.

 

Never drink again. Because you can't guarantee you won't do any of those things again.

 

cool story bro