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  1. AnarchyRocker

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    So I picked up a hitchiker last night...

    Worst idea ever.

    I was coming home from out of town and I was making an exit to get on the two-lane highway that leads into my town. At the corner there is a rest area, and there was a man dressed in a business suit. I saw him from a distance and he flagged me down. I don't know why I stopped, but I just did. I pulled over, he threw his bag in the back of my car and asked him where he was heading. In a very crude voice he said "Just take me into town". Told him ok, and the whole time I was trying to make conversation. He just sat there, glaring forward, barely making a facial expression.

    I asked him what was in the bag and he said "None of your damn business". The whole 30 mile drive home was tense and I was starting to have bad thoughts. We finally made it into town, and I was still scared about having him in my car, so I pulled at a gas station and dropped him off. I immediately sped off taking just about the most indirect route to my house as I could.

    I get home and I'm still in a panic. I get out of my car and I realized the man left his bag. Crap......
     
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    So I picked up a hitchiker last night...

    WOW MAN. Is this true? If so, I think you probably just got a stalker, maybe. NEVER, pick up a hitchhiker, you never know what their gonna do. -.-
     
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    So I picked up a hitchiker last night...

    What was in the bag?
     
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    So I picked up a hitchiker last night...

    Hitchikers could be a local serial killer or a hooker or rapist not good. What's in bag?
     
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    So I picked up a hitchiker last night...

    well you can either check the bag or call bomb squad on it lol
     
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    So I picked up a hitchiker last night...

    none of your damn business
     
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    So I picked up a hitchiker last night...

    Lol, its not true guys.... -.-
     
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    So I picked up a hitchiker last night...

    lol its defintly an arm, 3 pounds of coak and a dildo
     
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    So I picked up a hitchiker last night...

    Stupid thread.
     
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