El Oh El!

LOLOLOLOLOLOL I WENT SWIMMING AT SCHOOL AND I PULLED UP MY TRUNKS AND TIED THE COORDS AROUND MY NECK AND IT WAS LIKE A DRESS THINGY AND I WAS LIKE LOLOLOLOL AND EVERYONE ELSE WAS LIKE AAAARRRRGHHHHH AND I CHASED THEM AND THEY SCREAMED AND I LAUGHED AND IT WAS FUNNY AND THE TEACHER CAME IN SCREAMED AND RAN OUT AND GAVE ME A DETENTION AND NOW I AM SAD COS I HAVE DETENTION BUT OUTSIDE THE SWIMMING POOL THERE WAS A VENDING MACHINE AND I BUYED SOME CHOCHOLATE FROM IT AND NOW I AM HAPPY COS I EATED THE CHOCOLATE AND IT TASTED NICE BUT THEN I GOT ANOTHER DETENTION FOR EATING IN CLASS SO I GOT ANGRY AND CALLED MY TEACHER POOP NOSE AND HE MADE ME SUSPENDED AND NOW I AM IN TROUBLE WITH MY DAD AND HE SCREAMED AND YELLED AT ME AND I JUST WHIMPERED AND ACTED STOOPID AND NOW THEY SEND ME TO ASSYLUM FOR MENTALLY INSECURE PEEPS WITH ISSUES IN THEIR NOGINS AND THEY WONT LET ME GO ON SYTHE COS THEY SAY I TERRORIZE TEH PEEPZ AND THEY ALL THINK I R ST00PID BUT I AM NOT COS I AM A CLEVER BOY AND I AM MISUNDERTOOD AND STOOF BUT THEY THINK I AM JUST CRAZY AND THEY ALL LAUGHED AT ME SO I JUMPED ON THE CARERS BACK AND SHITTED ON HIS HEAD AND THEN I JUMPED OUT OF THE WINDOW AND BEATED UP A OLD LADY AND STEALED HER CAR AND SHE SCREAMED AND SMASHED MY GERSHMOIGAN WITH HER HAND BAG AND I SCREAMED AND ROLED ON FLOOR AND THEN CARER RAN OUT OF ASSYLUM WITH MASSIVE STICK AND STARTED HITTING ME WITH IT SO I CRIED AND RUNNED BACK TO MY PADDED CELL AND HE LOCKED ME IN AND KEPT PUTTING DEAD ANIMALS THROUGH THE FOOD HATCH AND THEY ARE FUN TO PLAY WITH SO I PRETEND THEY ARE SOLDIERS AND WE HAVE BIG BATTLE AND THE RATS KILL EACHOTHER BUT CARER DIDNT LIKE THAT SO HE HIT ME WITH STICK AGAIN AND I GETTED ANGRY SO I DID A MASSIVE POOP ON THE FLOOR AND SPREAD IT ALL UP THE WALLS AND THEY FLOOR AND THEN I WEE WEED EVERY WHERE AND THEN THEY CALLED THE POLICE AND TRIED TO TAKE ME AWAY BUT THEN I PULLED OUT MY DEAD RAT AND HURLED IT AT EM AND THEY RUNNED AWAY SCREAMING SO I CHASED EM AND THEN JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW AND LANDED ON THE OLD LADY WHO HITTED ME, SO I STRANGULATED HER AND THEN STEALED HER CAR AND THEN I DRIVED TO SEA SIDE AND RAMPAGED ACROSS THE BEACH WITH NO CLOTHES ON AND THE LIL KIDDIES SCREAMED AND RAN AWAY AND I RUNNED OVER A LIFE GUARD AND HE FLEW UP INTO THE CLOUDZ AND THEN I CRASHED THE CAR INTO THE PEER AND THE CAR JUST SPLODED AND SET FIRE TO TEH PEER AND IT COLLAPSED INTO THE SEA AND THEN THEY CAR SET ON FIRE SO I DRIVED IT INTO THE WATER BUT IT FILLED UP WITH WATER AND I COULDNT GET OUT OF THE DOORS SO I USED MY CORROSIVE WEE TO BURN THROUGH THE WINDOWS AND THEN I SWIMMED AWAY AND FINDED A TURTLE AND I MADE IT INTO WARRIOR TURTLE AND ATTACKED A USA AIRCRAFT CARRIER AND THEY THOUGHT I WAS TERRORIST SO THEY SHOOTED ME AND I DIED.

EL OH EL!LOLOLOLOLOL!

 

O'rly

 

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YH'RLY!

 

Someone was bored.

 

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No Someone Made A Dress Out Of A Swimming Costume And Got A Detention For It, Then Got A Detention For Eating In Class, Then Got Suspended For Calling A Teacher Poop Nose, Then Got Shouted At By His Dad, Then Got Sent To A Lunatic Assylum, Then Assaulted The Carer And An Old Lady, Then Got Put In Cell And Played With Dead Rodents,then Pooped And Weed On The Floor And Got The Police Out, Then Threw A Dead Rat At Them, The Strangled An Old Lady, Then Stole Here Car, Then Drove To The Seaside, Then Ran Across A Beach Naked, Then Ran Over A Life Guard, Then Crashed The Car Into A Pier, Then The Car Exploded Then Someone Drove It Into The Water And Broke Out Using Their Corrosive Urine And Finally They Found A Turtle, Converted It Into A Warrior Turtle And Attacked A Usa Aircraft Carrier, Which Shot Him Because They Thought He Was A Terrorist.

He Wasnt Bored He Just Made A Dress Out Of A Swimming Costume And Got A Detention For It, Then Got A Detention For Eating In Class, Then Got Suspended For Calling A Teacher Poop Nose, Then Got Shouted At By His Dad, Then Got Sent To A Lunatic Assylum, Then Assaulted The Carer And An Old Lady, Then Got Put In Cell And Played With Dead Rodents,then Pooped And Weed On The Floor And Got The Police Out, Then Threw A Dead Rat At Them, The Strangled An Old Lady, Then Stole Here Car, Then Drove To The Seaside, Then Ran Across A Beach Naked, Then Ran Over A Life Guard, Then Crashed The Car Into A Pier, Then The Car Exploded Then Someone Drove It Into The Water And Broke Out Using Their Corrosive Urine And Finally They Found A Turtle, Converted It Into A Warrior Turtle And Attacked A Usa Aircraft Carrier, Which Shot Him Because They Thought He Was A Terrorist.

 

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