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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Killer Mantis, May 18, 2009.

  1. Pokemoners

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    When I was a kid, I used to go down escalators a lot.

    One day, I was running and I guess I fell down a 2 story escalator. My stomach somehow got stuck and I could not pull myself out. As the steps kept moving down, I got closer and closer to get sucked in. I tried hard and the people around me couldn't stop it. The staff in the store finally saw me with like 3 steps left in the escalator and pushed the stop button.

    Call it whatever you want. I think it was near-death
     
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    I was on pvp worlds running to g/e then i seen a mage come out of bank then i sara brewed up and teled.. jokes aside.

    I ran into a sharp corner head first and had to get 7 stitched on my head. When i think back at it i only remember it in a 3rd person view.
     
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    Same here, except 5 stitches.
    I actually remember it in a 3rd person view to...odd...
     
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    Fell in bambo of somewhat.. small ones old forest.
    Stiches so close to my eye blood got in it. Like... idk how close.

    Gun pulled out on me.

    No lies.
     
  5. Killer Mantis

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    I remember once as a child, me and some of my cousins were playing outside. My cousin was running around the back of the house near a tool shed while we we're playing hide and seek. (Old school RS PVP IRL)

    Anywayz, while my cousin was being chased, she ran around the back of the tool shed, but turned back to see if she was still being chased. When she turned back around she ran right into a trash can full of tools and fell over. When she hit the ground the tools tipped over and a picaxe stabbed in the ground about less than a foot from her head. Looking back onto that now we can laugh, but it felt like some Final Destination type stuff.
     
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    I once got stuck in a very small elevator for 4 hours with 18 other people.
     
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    One time we were playing football at a park in middle school.... So this one kid gets the and I tackle him when we tripped over a rock we landed in the middle of the street and a Ford F450 came down the street at 60 mph... It hit him and while I was holding him. Nice concussion, fractured wrist, cuts/bruise the day before a date and 2 basketball games which I still played in.
     
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    I had a near death experience, when i popped 4 quad stack, and 10 vikidin had to get my stomache pumped.
     
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    Ive had 3 actually =X
    1st, when I was born my umbilical cord was wrapped three times around my neck so they had to cut my moms stomach open to retrieve me.
    2nd, I got double pneumonia (Where you have Pneumonia in both lungs) I got it when we went to Colarado =\.
    3rd, when I was 8 I fell like 15ft onto the concrete (I was like 4ft 2 or less back then so ya) I ended up fracturing my back, getting a horrible concussion, and being blind for 3-4 days. Doctor said if it was any further down, I would either be paralyzed or dead and said it was a mirical that I was alive.
    Yes, Im ok Im as fucked up as it sounds. Im healthy etc.
    Your turn.
     
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    I haven't ever had a near death experience, really. No broken bones... ER visits... Nothing. :)
     
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    @@See "Greatest day of your life."

    I was on life support for 2 weeks because of that incident.
     
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    I bet 3/4 of this stuff is made up.. but some of this stuff is crazy =p

    I have not had a near death experience either.
     
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    I was on a huge tree the branch broke i fell down i landed on another branch with my body swinging and my legs holding the branch tight meters away from going head first into some roots :) scared the shit out of me and i don't like climbing real high trees anymore lolz.
     
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    I was out walking in the bush once just with a friend. And we were messing around in long grass and we had "snake killing sticks" and we were just randomly stabbing the ground.

    I then saw the grass slightly move and i just stabbed as hard as i could (even thought i honestly thought it was the wind moving the grass but i was just mucking around).

    I lifted up to see a 1 metre long brown snake on the end of my stick. A brown snake is the 2nd most deadliest snake IN THE WORLD just letting everyone know that. They are incredibly common in Australia, had it of bitten me i would've been dead in less than 3 minutes.

    I just dropped the stick and ran for my life because it scared the shit out of me, i never expected to see a snake on the end of my stick, especially a 1 metre long brown snake.

    Oh and they are generally 1.5 metres long just so everyone knows i'm not exagerated size or anything. And they can grow up to 2.3 metres long.
     
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    Lol, nice logic. When in doubt, run like hell. Works everytime. :laugh:
     
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    My cousin shot me in the side of my throat.
     
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    Doctors failed to realise I had cancer. Pedantic fools always think they're right when they aren't >_<.
     
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    I had appendicitis, my appendix popped, almost died.
     
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    I feel asleep. I dreamed I got hit by a bus. Then I was floating over my body.
     
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    Walking through a shaky side of town. I went to a gas station to get a ICEY but i ended up with a bullet missing my artery by a mm I thank god i am still alive today but i never did get that icey :\
     
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