[FOR SALE] Magical Photoshop and Coding abilities!

Considering I'm forum banned from the market, I had nowhere else to put this, but I want you all to know this is DEAD SERIOUS.

I have for sale a cup full of "magical" liquid extract from myself, in its golden glory. Once consumed you will gain all the knowledge that I possess of Photoshop and general design skills. This extract simply STINKS of magical photoshop-ness, you can smell the knowledge possessed inside, and as it has been sitting in the sun for a week it has only increased in magic ability.

Bids start from $150USD, if someone wants to pay the BUY IT NOW price of $600USD then I will also give them my other item, the magic brown lumps that contain my knowledge and skills in coding websites, all my xHTML/CSS/Web Standards/etc. knowledge is contained in these smooth yet chunky lumps of goodness, however these are different in that they require to be smeared on the skin of the buyer in order for their contained knowledge to pass to you.

So for those that chose to skip all of the above, i'm offering:
1x Magic Golden Liquid Extract of TDD in a cup

Bidding starts at $150USD
Buy It Now is $600USD which includes:
3x Magic Smooth Brown lumps extracted from the behind of TDD in a paper bag.

 

ok ill buy. you go first.

 

I apologize my good sir, but I shall not relinquish ownership of the magic ingredients until payment to me has been completed in full.

 

oh true. nvm then lol.

 

do you have vouches

 

y u market banned?

 

Indeed, check my profile.

Why not?

 

you have a twc thats kinda suspisious but w/e

do you take swaps? mine makes you good at rs you can get 99s really fast and its easy add my msn: [email protected]

 

also good at stealing, stabbing, climbing over fences and of course, growing a mustache to an extent you like and making it never grow again

 

wtf you dont even have any juice lOL

 

TWC = "Trade With Coolness" they just gave me the wrong rank.

I don't take swaps, cash via PayPal only.

 

I'll trade you some Golden Extract of x9 (containing my overall awesomeness and programming ability) for the Golden Extract of TDD.

 

Hmm, I would prefer cash but your offer is very sweet indeed, I may yet accept this.

 

x9 is a known lier! Do NOT trust him!

 

I'll give you a vial of Daily's future children for it.

 

'll give you a vial of Daily's future children for it.

 

I'll give you a vial of Daily's future children for it.

 

I offer $12 legit.

 

Good nuff reason for me

$15

 

Fuck him he scammed me I went first cause he's respected and shit but he scammed me! I knew something was up because when I asked him if we could use official mm he said no I'm trusted trust me and I said okays fine.

And I canceled and claimed first so I can't get my shit back fucking scammer.