Rap Battles - Official Thread

what you think your a good rapper
i know a grade 4 cracker that could crack ye
i aint portraying nothin
your the one portrayin because
you wont gimme ur adress so your obviously bluffin
i'm already awake you'll be dead by than because of the new world order
9/11 was more like the 9th 11th order
sayin my ryhmes are blamant well here's my statement
got a 9mm and in the hood only one thing be changing
that's your face after i re-arrange it
you talkin about freddy an jason
im scarier then them two together girl just face it
your the whitest excuse for a rapper an when you rap you just disgrace it
when i rap i don't even gotta pace it throw punchlines in every 4th line
because when i rap i go lyrically in front of the excellent line
when i rap i can make the blind un-blind
don't you dare visit this city of mine
me an my boys will fuck you up just to waste time
whn you ryhme it seem's as if i heard them lyrics before
maybe it's because you use other's lyrics an say they yours
you think you goin be 50 cent be that
i'll be as ill as ill bill necro jmt an immortal tech
your brain is but a molucule speck
your dick so small can't tell the difference from it being cold or erect.
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riddler i gt back to you dude make sumthin up for me

 

Ok, since you can't flow, i'll send some rain yo' way
I'll have some kids wishin' it was a sunny day
Storming up in this bitch, havin' hurricanes in this bitch
Why is it doing this in the month of May

I leave the funeral homes full of fake, whack ass niggas
Tell they own mommas i'm sorry you raised a fake, whack ass nigga
i'm sorry that he don't know no betta
Spittin' shit at me on the mic
Had to end his shit with my finger on the trigga
Some think i'ma, cold hard killa'
Only cause when I kill, I don't faze
Maybe it was because I was in a daze
A daze that was started by a simple blaze
With the ingredients of small dash of dank and alittle bit of maize
Let it sit and cook, for a couple of dayz
3 Dayz later you got some fresh ass haze


Sorry.

 

TI:


Your rhymes are wack, they make no sense,
And thanks for comparing me to 50 cent,
Have mommy pack your lunch and head back to school,
Obviously you couldn't even spell molecule!
So go learn to write and spell,
Cause with rhymes like that you could hardly tell,
That your from the street as you like to say,

 

Ok how long did this rap take you to make?
The Rhyme scheme is so basic it makes you look fake
If you think you're gonna rap to me with shit like this
Tomorrow morn', you will not wake
But with my raps? They'll make ya whole body shake
While verse by verse will hit you
You'll feel the holy ghost split you into two
Half good, Half bad
Now, picture this, this is what I want you to do
Remake your rap until it hit's the right spot
You need to take out some pen and paper
So you'll learn something you didn't knew

First rule of rap is never rap at the experts when you're new
Number 2, Don't talk shit cause you got versed up and you don't know what to do
Rule 3 is never come after me or you'll be through

 

Once again dude, ya motherfuckin scriptures suck!
Ya destined to lose, I'm the guy ya bitches lust
Even you're wanting a touch
Ya yet to win a round, and you know this isn't just luck
I'ma do it again til ya ripped up as fuck
99% of ya raps have mistakes in it
Quit avoiding facin it,
Coz as long as you're spittin wack rhymes im'a be rubbin ya face in it
You don't know the taste of victory, and you'll never be tastin it
You're attempting rap, and ya motherfuckin disgracin it
I'm one of the greats at this,
Check how ya behavin' kid
It's like ya googling "weak rhymes" then copy and pastin it.

P.S. i live in Australia, Queensland, Brisbane, Ashgrove

 

oh k btw new world order do your research you'll find some disturbing things if you know where to look educate yourselves july 4 is the revolution washington dc at the capital.
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i don't care what you think
if i had a chance i'd take the bad out myself and wash it away
i just want to see the day i can end this cycle
I don't want to be real being real sucks
and being awake make's it hard to earn bucks
i can't wait to see the revolution
and i can't wait to see the people kill themselves with their own pollution
the solution is simple, contribute to americians not satantic cults
don't beleive in fate the decisions in our hands
we controll the outcome not some nostradamus pyschic man
it's like the matrix pick the blue or the red pill
yet you continou to pick the right hand
i control my life im going end this cycle
no longer shall i fight crip or have a ghetto life style
revolutionary reality that brings power to me
people have power if we don't tower in fear
yet to see the day where peace last more than 1/12 of the year
i don't care about life or death what's the difference
kill some ugly bitch and get 25 years in prison
most of them rappers here are probs gettin pissed off
because im showing them that the revolution is real an it startin off
range pure thinks he's ghetto because he acts big
but if you didn't know most people would give anything
to be in a situation where there not big
to be a normal civilion is like being crowned king
don't you see the ghetto's ruining me and it's not a place i wanna be
it's people like me that are thrown in bad positions
and it's our decisions that determine our statistics
it could change at any moment
i could go back to back to my ghetto self and not even know it
but i continou to remember i have 1 life and that i shouldn't blow it
but that doesn't mean that i won't k0 him
sayin my ryhmes make no sense
i bet your one of them undecuated fools that think reading ain't cool
but if you were smart you'd consider readin a tool
a weopan to murder the fed
use it wisely you might wake up dead
aliens visiting our planet thinking we another experiment
goverment hides corpses and evidence at the roswell incident
let me tell you one thing though trigger finger and range pure
after im through with you might as well be livin in fear
cause im scarery than the goverment
but i aint lie like the goverment
im just doin whats right for my life
if it means dieing for something that's worth the fight
be as patriotic as the sayin "those who sacrifice freedom for secuirty deserve neither"
we all know trigger fingers as soft as apple cider
range pure gives dome to his boys at home
and as im reppin at him he's fnishing the last of his foam
now remember these words because there important
but after this statement someone's going to report it
range pure fingerin himself on saturday morning
an how trigger finger masturbating to my raps
the riddlers only kid that got my respect on this crap
because he knows somewhat about rap
i don't care if you would want to be considered 50 cent
he get's a 2million house while i can't even pay the rent
difference is the morals
who's the better rapper the one that's not corrupted
or the media puppet
fuck it
im done with this for the day
class is dismissed now get out of my mist
but there's a few political characters on my hitlist
this time i just wanted to rep the truth
i don't care if you take offense because im listing the truth

 

Thanks for the honorable mention in the rap. It was nice and personal.


But I want a rap battle >.>

 

Omgwtflol r pimp.
He makes you wanna get chimp.
Suck my dick
You prick

I believe I just owned you all.

 

yo riddler i hit you up tomorow didn't mean to leave you hanging an waitin for somethin irl has kept me busy and i've only had 10 mins to post anything this is first time i was able to spend 20-30 mins on a rap anyways peace.

 

Actually do something, you said u would like 2 days ago >.>. I bet that big rap took some time...

Hope everything clears up....

 

fuck i posted something and i accidentally tripped on cable and internet stopped working.well i was going to post tonight 1 a.m got homework and school tommorow

 

T I:

Alright, I'm gonna give my last words to end it
One last rhyme to expose ya pretendin'
You tried ya hardest but didn't come close to offending
I'm suspending this bitch fake, his rep needs mending

I want you to tell me one time where I said I'm hood
That's right you cant, that effort wasn't even half good
You're attempts are getting worse and worse
It's like you've been hit with a bad dose of a rhyme curse
I'm about to dispose of this jerk, His raps are absurd
But in the bad way, you never had a chance, ya heard?
What a surprise! Ya rap was full of mythical shit,
Aliens and a Revolution, you can suck my lyrical dick
Brainwashed bitch, I suggest you load up ya nine clip
If you're in such a bad situation, that's something that'll change it
Stop ya bitchin, feelin sorry for yaself and the way ya behavin
My flow is amazin'
On stage burnin and blazin while the fake MC's are cravin'
What I got, Automatic like a RuneScape Bot
If I ever was, I'd be categorized in the Best lot
You won't get another reply, I'm finishing on top
With the raps I'm hot
I've ended any of ya hopes and anything ya got
Take some advice from the best, ya rap's gotta stop.

Okay, thats all i'm doing for now, i'm over rap battling. I'll probs be back soon
when i'm bored.

Thanks.

 

wow another kid that need's to wake up
your ryhmes are worse than my sisters
and that ryhme i made wasn't intended to dis ye
what i repped about aint mythical it's as real as it get
don't you realize the goverment considers us a threat
thank god for nufff respect
he exposes the goverment and has everyone's respect
because the proof is there
obama is going to be the one to start the de-population plan
but don't blame me because i didn't vote
why would I when every president want to cut my throat
this kid tellin me to load up my 9 sounds fine
but im not the one that goin be diein
give up on rappin kid your a failure
if you don't stop now you'll get beat up
cause your a weakling that acts tough
im the one givin the advice you should listen
quit rappin now before i have to kill you
this one i makin now aint a battle but some advice
that's why you think twice because i don't
slice your throat with a knife twice the size your dick.
which is a army knife 2 inches long
what you think were the only livin organasms in the universe
aliens be visitin us since we were sleepin on dirt
outta the billions of stars in the galaxy with millions of galaxy's
please don't be tellin what's reality
because if you knew anything you'd be half educated
fucken mainstream rapper get your face out my sight before i seperate it.
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riddler i'll have one for you later today i got school till 3 so i'll make one at around 4-5

 

EMBRACE IN A TEXT FIGHT?`hah!dont`SAY YOUR THE BEST TYPE`cuz when i`SLAY AND YUH
FLESH SLIDES`through ya`BRAINS AND YA NECK PIPES`an`EIGHTH OF YA CHEST MIGHT`
HANG TO THE LEFT SIDE!!`(DANG,IS YUH DEATH NICE?!)BITCH!aha;`FUCK DUDE YUH GAYNESS
and`SLUT CREW IS ANUS`ill`CUT YOU WITH STAINLESS`then`CRUSH THRU YUH FACES`when
i`SLUG YOU WITH MACES`''CLICK CLACK''and''KICK''BACK''like`KUNG FU WITH ASIANS!!
hah,this`WEAKLINGS A COCK MOUSE`the`BLEEZY UH POP ROUNDS`,`DEFEATING YA TOP,OUCH!
SEE ME WITH GLOCKS OUT`,`BEEZING I POP ROUNDS`have bodies`FREEZING AND LOST,WOW!
musta been`NEEDING A KNOCKOUT`so ima left hook yuh ass and end up`SKEETING YA MOMS MOUTH!

LOL if it had much swearing i can delete it

 

Please nigga you wack.
I wish you would just get smacked
attacked by some black niggas
chillin with you wack niggas
nobody can stop me?
if you wanna try.. your not gonna drop me
your rap is probably someone elses
but mine not
and if you wanna try me?
i think not.
your name is th.?
why dont you finish it, or deminish it.
your garbage you probably got no friends
or.. it's just that fuckin hen
on your chin cause your so fucking fat
all you do is fucking eat garbage
but.. dude.. that explains you
your a jew, your a fool, your not a jewel.
please. suck deez.

 

who calls themself johnny i mean really?
clearly this kid's a bitch an he want's to get near me
i'm tired of kids that make ryhmes and they suck
after i'm done with him he'll be on floor grabbin his chest an sayin fuck
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sorry that's short i got to hit riddler up wit sum rap because i havn't and i won't be back till 6 so 2-3 hours i'll post.

 

Nice name, it's a shame you suck at rapping.
All you need to get is a slapping.
I bet you can't even flap you're dick.
It's so fucking small.
And you need a microscope to see your ball.
You;re garbage look at your fucking picture
it's probably you in the fucking winter.

idk. i was bored. it sucks

 

how was the other one not dissing me? lol

And dude, i'm not trying to piss you off when I say this, but in ur raps,
u sometimes go for like 2 lines sometimes even 3 or 4 without rhyming
them. Ive never known why you think that's acceptable in a rap
when it doesn't rhyme.

eg.

...?

if you wanna make it rhyme, write it properly
coz people are expecting the last word to rhyme with the next
last word of the line and/or middle word of the line, if u
get what i mean.

anyway, peace.

 

Shutup Raang, u dont kno shit bout' rappin'
If you can't take it, get out b4 i give ya a dick slappin
You may know me, but prolly not,
When I'm chillin wit yur mom a condoms all I got.

Oh, sorry I jus embaressed you,
Get out of sythe, u aint' wanted here jiggaboo
Now lets see what yeh got, and bring bak some heat
Or Ima have to call this a defeat.

Word up, Comeon Raang, Bring it holmes

 

weak.