Rap Battles - Official Thread

You say my concept didnt change, your lame time to use ur fukin brain.
Accusing me of making up words ur obsurd because im clever when i put together every word. Feminine? Learn how to spell you cant tell ...
finish rest when i get home from school..

 

Trying to correct my verse? haha the jokes on you
what you corrected was wrong, you'll pick up on how to spell soon
feminine IS spelled with an 'e' on the end
you've tried to come back smart but you've failed again
you know you're raps are weak so ur best to not pretend
I can't believe your stubborness, it's something i cant comprehend
you're making me think that being wack is the new trend
coz yet another has come at me with a disappointing end
I hope you dont think ur raps are at a higher standard than mine
before you steal my style, remember that stealing's a crime
I will welcome you again, but i will win everytime
i murder you with every verse and every motherfuckin line
little bitch, your still in school, don't they have u educated?
i'm spittin sickness at every cat, they need to have me medicated
You should learn from your mistakes that you have demonstrated
it might help you from losing every battle from being dominated

oh and i think i should point out ur incorrect spelling
its absurd not obsurd, can't you see the point im telling?
it's little inexperienced faggots like you who have me yelling
you can't write complex raps!!
you all attempt to, but they all turn out wack
I tell you how u failed but you keep coming back
How do you expect to improve with attitudes like that?

 

you tellin me to stop with my complex lines
what the fuck you expect when it's comin from a mind like mine
no point in reppin without a vocab
exactly why i terminate you like terminator
we at war so don't be suprised to see me in my alligator
when i rap my lyrical genious has no limit
rap genious 101 now you know whos up in it
i murder you with a diabolical scheme
when im finished it won't be a pretty seen
you know when i fight i never fight clean
forever drunk , smoke more than the adveradge emo teens
smokin green trees drinkin vodka is pleasin
no matta your reason stoppin me from doin so would be treason
im the one that makes the seasons pass and make the air contiou breezin
sneezin,squeezin your genetiles an your 4 inch penis.

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LOL k ima get bak at you i just got into a huge ass fite and i broke my nose so i can't think don't you love gang fights

 

hahahahah - u serious? a gang fight... u broke ur nose, but still managed to sit here and take time out from getting it fixed up to write a rap on a runescape forum.. haha so funny, good joke.

I told you to stop with your complex rhymes,
Because YOU CAN'T do it, get that through ur illiterate mind
We have a school kid here, posing as much as a mime
We have pussies and rough, you're one of the first kind
I think you're just searching for any words to include
"Sneezin, squeezin your genitals".. what the fuck dude?!
I'm fairly new to rap, but i'm sicker than you at heart
Spittin outrageous shit that's tearing ya frame apart
Ya vocabulary is weak it doesn't even make sense
I'm battling a 15 year old, I can't believe I let this commence
First it was feminine talk, now it's homosexual
You better cease rapping coz i'm becoming less flexible
Fuck it, i'ma be like you and tell you to suck my left testicle
I can't stand this piece of shit, thinkin he's dissin
I'll have you curled up in the corner in the feetle position
Let's then see who the one is who's cryin and bitchin
Now this faggot has claimed to have been in a gang fight
A teenage gangsta who posts rap battles on a game site
Oh and i guess you slang right?
If the sun was ya lie metre, it'd be alot brighter than just bright
I wouldnt give a fuck if you died in ya sleep tonight
If i asked you to battle on stage, you would die of stage fright
You wanna handle this physically, then give it ya best try

 

I can tell by your raps, you think your all that.
But your not. Ill drop you right here on the spot.
The thing about making a rap sublime,
is speaking you mind,
one word at a time, and try to fit it so it rhymes.
Some people got it, some dont. some choke as if they got
food stuck in their throat.
Im sick of theres imatture spits, thinkin their the shit,
go suck a dick, it aint a trick just ask your mom how:
she made me cum in a tick you little prick.
Im gonna end this off now im goin to bed
with my imagination of your mumma givin me head
and so i said, dont post on this thread anymore,
youre just a bore
so give up before you start a war.

 

I'm on fire like a zippo with the switch hit
I spit shit, to destroy ya scripts kid
Ya rhymes are weak, easily broken like smiths chips
So peep this, i'm a phenomenal lyricist
My raps leave results lookin like the girls you kiss
They aren't pretty,
It's not just the lyrics i master, it's my delivery
I pity thee who makes the mistake of dissin me
I'm as sly as a criminal on the inside, like a prison thief
I'm givin grief, to ya rap career, leave you in disbelief
I never really gave much effort til now, i'm spittin heat
I've caught you offguard like a player out his cricket crease
It's a relief to see ya lyrics cease
Ya first half was hot, but the second half was not
You lost the plot,
Like the hands pointing in wrong directions on a wrist watch
My rhymes are unusual like a preacher gettin pissed off
Now please stop, you're embarassing yaself
Your repeated attempts to rebut have you destroying ya health
My rhymes are worth a large amount of wealth, can't you tell?
When you hear 'lyrical genious', my name should ring a bell
Your CD wouldn't sell
Against mine anyway because my lines are hot as hell
I better refrain from spittin coz I don't want this site to melt

 

kid im not a lil bitch i've never gone to the hospital even when i got jumped by fucken 10 people im not some stupid white boy...

EDIT:btw i don't play rs i made this acc like 4 months ago because i was going to sell my rs account because i had it for like 2 years and wanted to get rid of it.

 

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lol

Sorry, was just in a funny Mood

 

lol you guys are fags? just because you don't beleive me you laugh and when i say anything back everyone gangs up on me,real cool no one will fight? i just come here to rap so you can fuck off.

 

Aight if you came here to rap, drop a few bars to impress me,
Like you talk about having stacks, but your lyrics don't really test me,
You've never been in a fight, I know your persona is all fake,
No need to get all pissed off cause you lost an internet debate,
I woke up 10 minutes ago, I just came on here to say,
To see you come out all PMS has really made my day,
This verse wasn't even hard, I just wanna see what you got,
So show me all your skills, can you really rap or not?

 

Ill drop a few bars to impress ya,
But I'm not too sure I wanna test ya,
My first time in this thread, and I like what's been said,
Some people are wack, while others aren't,
You seem to be the King, from what I've read,
I hope this is up to par, otherwise I'll go cry in my car


EDIT: First "rap". Not too bad I don't think, but then I don't know what I'm doing lol.

 

Yo ryan, back from a 2 week suspention
Back pushin the weight, got some new hypertension
See some kids be dissin',ganging up on a kid who can't get no pension
Who's to say he just craves attention
Says he'll shoot someone up and have they momma missin'
Leavin' a future father's child alone
Mom tells the kid that daddys gone

Ight, now everyone else needs to- Shut the fuck up
Who's up? next victum, who's gonna get versed up?
Mr. Reveren Riddle, droppin' by to say what'up
My territory's in danger, somebody's bout to get cut up
Slipped up, can't be trust, now he's fucked up
Calls back on me but it's too late
Had his fate written down from his first fuckup's date
Send him home but not to Heavens Gates
Down with Satan for his date

Now, Ryan, I think it's time to hop back on track
Oh wait, who's that?
The Rap Battle King, who calls him that?
Deffinatly not me, especially from his last rap
So boring I almost went to take a nap


Couldn't think of too much, but had to post something. Expect more.

 

this is at range pure:

you smoke trees i smoke forests
lyrics so hot i aint even need a chorus
don't fuck with someone like me with anger managment
or else i might leave a dent in the pretty face of his
make my beats with fl studio
you tryin make beatz but all i hear is noise
try rappin but you sound like a lil boy
was only yesterday your mom caught you playin with your sex toy
im so fly i own my own rolls royce
if me and him made a song you'd only hear my voice..


k now this is at ryan:

ryan gets money but i get more
i get more sex than a worn down hoe
so much sex i got sexually transmitted diseases
girl on my balls with 2 on my penis
your just another americian who's yet to wake up
if you don't realize conspiracy theorys aint conspiracy anymore
there fact for fact an that how it go...
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and by the way if you don't drop this shit about you thinkin im fake and you won't meet me in real life how would you know,you could be some 40 year old pedophile and i wouldnt know. And a broken nose isn't that bad but i'm not waiting in the hospital for 4 hours so i can get poisened by medicine they give me like shit you get jumped since you were in grade 3 where i live there's more murders here than there are where you live i can guarrantee it.Oh and just so you know why the fight happened is because i gave this kid a black eye and a bloody nose so he get's his brother and there all up in my grill talkin bout him being in a gang so im like if your in a gang than jump me and they jumped me when me and sum of my budys were out...

 

I've seen you post on this thread, I've seriously had enough
I mean, what kind of retard spams about how he got beaten up?
See it ain't your lucky day, I already added you to my shit list
Under the name "That faggot that brags about having AIDS and syphilis"
You gotcha tough talk, Ha, do you think that I'm scared of ya?
Do some research man, I'm not even from America!
You think you spit facts? Man you got no facts to spit
You're full of shit, but you're used to it after taking dick
Look, give it a rest and some day you'll see
How much a fucktard you were tryna fool me.

Peace.

 

This faggot made the mistake of dissin us
But zip it up,
You shoulda been wise and kept ya fuckin mouth shut
Don't reverse the diss and say that's how MY life went
All your lines are predictable, all your shit's make pretend
I'm makin trends while you fake ya friends
Claimin to hustle but you still haven't got dollars to spend
In the hood, aren't you supposed to speak the truth?
You've failed again my friend, aint noone's believin you
A fake emcee riddled with STD's
Stayin 'hard' by volunteering for crimes and makin guilty pleads
Bitch get on ya knees, I'm firin these lyric shots
I'm strippin you of ya dignity and everything ya spirit's got
What I spit is hot,
Like the flame that you put to ya cone piece to light ya pot
I'm settin it off, at every fuckin 'homie' u got
You think i'm scared of you kid, but you best believe i'm not
If words were bullets then ya gettin sprayed with shots
Know who ya cross
Ya keelin over from the amount of reputation ya lost.

P.S i wasn't wondering why you were in a fight, it never happened anyways, we all know that
plus i dont give a fuck if u have more murders than where i live, that just makes you more
scum than me. just shut the fuck up, you haven't won one verse yet, u won't neither.

 

To ti wtf


Holy shit is what I just said,
I think he's about dead,
He comes in here acting all rough and tough,
Like we actually give two fucks?
He thinks he's a banger,
But really he's just a stranger.

Call me what you want, but I won't lie,
I've never been to the hood, cuz this white boy don't wanna die,
You can threaten me with your internet talk, that's cool,
But remember, go to bed early so you get up for school.
Leave this behind you and go grow a pair,
Who knows? You may even get hair,
I've said my piece and I'm about to leave,
So wipe your nose up on your sleeve.

 

k riddler i'll rap against you after i dis this kid.

yo this is at trigger finger:

im a renagade yes a rebel emcee
but hip hop isn't based on clothes an mtv
your a bitch an stealin other's flow lyrical status and political view
it'll be you sayin "this is madness" but that's a lil short of my badness
push you in a well of eternal sadness
killin you won't be hard your easier to kill than a hunter shootin a rabbit
you survived this bullet but don't get into the habit
got a 9mm an my closet in i wont hesitate to grab it

 

You say your a rebel emcee,
So bring your bitch ass out of the closet for all to see,
You rhyme about having a 9 in ya closet,
Ha, I bet you don't even have a dime in your closet,
Your gonna have a harder time tryin to kill me than you think,
Cuz I always keep my Glock by the sink,
I come to this thread always waiting to see,
"Man I wonder if someone replied to me"?,
Whether it be you or someone else, I won't back down
Unless it's Riddler, cuz he wears the crown

 

This thread is awash with inferior raps,
This thread contains an intellectual lapse.
To the crappy raps, I can't see the end
But this rap is so good, you just can't defend.
You gotta raise the bar,
And turn up the heat.
Just get the hell out
Go beat a retreat.
Let's see a response,
I retaliation I dare you,
Write a me a rap
Unless you're too scared to.

 

Ya weakness in ya raps shines through, its blatant
I'm makin, a fool outta this pure fake, and chasin
This faggot outta this thread, coz the title is taken
There's no coming back, this is Freddy verse Jason
Whats the point in havin' a gun you'll never use?
I'm an animal on the mic, i seek a dude to bite and chew
This time it's you
You know ya gunna lose
One more time like daft punk
Shot after shot, i'm pumping you more times than a bike pump
I heard ya wanting some of my style, would you like some?
To get to where I'm at, just learn to ID them fake chumps
I can say it too, 'I'm harder, and i've shot more people than you cunt'
You say stuff,
In a shitty attempt to portray tough
I can't wait til you're older, and you finally wake up
And realise I was right when i say that you aint rough.