Describe your ultimate sexual fantasy

Describe your sexual fantasy here. Tell me if you guys remember this. Nechy told me about it

Anyways, post here and we can laugh at you, etc.

Cruel_Machine:

"My ultimate sexual fantasy... contains the following:
-Two effeminate gay men deep-throating a popsicle and bantering (with plenty of homosexual innuendos and malicious jokes concerning previous unfaithful partners).
-4 preteen girls pleasuring themselves with wii remotes. And by pleasuring themselves, I mean playing Mario Party 8.
-All the girls of Sythe.org having sex with each other, the sound of which is being broadcasted over a speaker and with a DJ mixing and scratching the moans and such with background trance music.
-About a dozen 9-yr-old boys reenacting Shakespeare plays in the nude with the stage being covered with mixtures of lotions and mud. One of them must be dressed in a Jabba the Hutt costume with one of the other boys, being bounds with chains, being dressed like Princess Leah.
-Plenty of S&M sex with little boys. And by S&M, I'm referring to Sam and Max... we'll play out their wacky adventures in sexy outfits with passionate intermissions.
-Two midgets riding the Coca-Cola polar bear in circles around three sets of conjoined twins having sex in a circle.
-A few innocent catgirls being raped by aliens with tentacles in order for them to succumb to a mystical power that opens a portal to a realm of hidden treasure. (thanks to hentai for the ideas)
-An established community where the standard greeting people give each other is quick sex, and unattractive people are used for laboring.
-Mermaids dispersing their eggs all-over and me fertilizing them.
-A girl in a maid outfit cleaning up my house daily. The outfit is optional... as long as she cleans my house.
-A Japaneses girl in a schoolgirl outfit giving the peace sign and winking while saying "OK!" in a cute high-pitched voice.
-A group of little nude boys in a nest chirping and opening their mouths wide while I regurgitate their lunch into them.

Need I go on?"

 

Fucking my cat in the ass.

 

Few days ago I bought a cat
It is so cute, I want to fuck it hard
Walking on four legs, shaking that little ass
Dirty fucking slut who deserves to suffer
I place my cock in the center of tis asshole
Hard push, damn its tight but feels so good
I fuck like a rabbid, cat screams in agony
Faster adn faster, cat is unconscious
I cut off its tail and shove it up my ass
Innards ripped out, head cut off, cat is fucked up
Squirting my sperm allover the mess
Tomorrow Im gonna buy a dog

 

fuck yeah

 

what the fuck?...