Ever tasted your poop?

Human shit has more of an almond, or perhaps a macadamia flavor to it. I hope you will all take my advice and really consider tasting your poop some time, as I have. It's really quite an experience

Every day, it looks up at me from the toilet paper, with those innocent eyes "What have you done?"
So naturally, I had to taste it.

 

It also has all kinds of bacteria and other disgusting things in it that can kill you.

 

gtfo though, that's not even funny..

 

I do say, I see what you mean. The 5 times I tasted it it wasn't half bad. It's like...... off chocolate with soy sauce and peanuts.

 

Ah, you too have seen the light? Try it people, it's 100% natural!