You have 60 seconds.

Light my last joint while banging a hot chick, and simultaneously call up my parents and tell them I love them...while eating a big mac.

 

Wow! sounds interesting. You can really multi-task. Can u do it all in 60 seconds though?

 

That, Ryan, would not be stupid, it would be EPIC.

 

hmmm well atleast u didnt say a d0od lolz
yeh i'd just sit back and tune my guitar, wel wat else can u du in 60 seconds

 

I would just kill myself.

 

Jack off for the last time <3

 

I would probably have a sexual intercourse.

 

I would probably lay down and die.
There's not much you can do in 60 seconds is there?

And to all the people who want to have sex quickly in 60 seconds - WOW You really don't last long do you?

 

Think about what I might reincarnate in.

 

Alcohol poisoning would be the first thing in my head

 

Am i in one of the pictures?

 

Nothing much really to do, try and crack one off in 60 seconds.

 

I'd just look around to see what I'll be missing when I die, lol. Well, back to the question what happens when you actually die

 

That would definitely be me 60 seconds before dieing.

 

You could view over nine thousand topics in /b/ if you refreshed fast enough.

 

Jump out of the window from a flat (12th floor) singing "I believe I can fly!".
And in heaven hear the 60seconds-only-time-to-live thing was a joke.
L

 

You'd probably try killing yourself for 60 seconds before you die anyway

 

I'd call as many family members as I could and say I love you.

 

I'd fill up on all the food I could eat in 60 seconds, so when I died, people who clean the shit have a hell of a job.

 

Think pleasant memoirs?
Tell my family and friends I love them?