girl help..i fucked up

Well, Your first problem is that your asking for help on girls on this website.

 

You mean less-than-average-size boner.

 

And you mean spam, not everyone's penis can be as big as youre's.

 

Well I'd hope not. It would make me less special if they all could be.

 

why hide it?
show them how huge ur dick is ?
like said before maybe you will have a three some with ur gf and her mom..
and plz don't forget to show us pics

 

Wonder who would need to be more open-minded, the mother, or the girlfriend.

 

lul dam preteens and their erections.

 

HAHAH, i loled.

 

Are you serious? Smells like a troll...

 

Tell her mom she strong enough to put the groceries in the car why she using u as a packmule. or just go down completly naked and say "wheres the sasuages XD"

 

waist band is the best it allways has been reliable for men around the world

 

Omfg what if your in Camando tho xD and ur flies are un-done pokes her mum in the eye then you would be screwed

 

ok guys to all of you who are saying i have a small penis, i only said huge because it was at FULL size..fucking christ...next, its not my girlfriend that cares so much its her mom..she was having a bbq party and i was invited by my girlfriend and i asked for a hot dog and her mom just stared at me and asked if i could go home...

 

Most obvious troll ever?

 

rub one out before you come to her to prevent any surprise bonage.

 

Sounds like a problem, next time tape it down wink

 

Play it off. I'm sure it's not that bad. They probably are not thinking about it. It's a natural thing. It's not like they never seen anyone have a boner before..

I hope it works out for you.

 

Pretend like it never happend.

 

You shold have went with the honest approach.

Just say "I don't want to help you because I have a boner from making out with your daughter."

 

Just use your boner as a handle and just carry the groceries in with it.
Then you can say it was practical rather than sexual.