Quick Bored Rhymes

i thought i'd make a change up,
drove the range up
all u motherfuckers stop spittin that lame stuff
ive came up
you come from a place where the locals just aint tough
i know homey's that don't care if ya mayne's buff
they pull the 380 and claim an insane snuff
we think nothing of it, it entertains us when we see them brains bust
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i'm a gangsta who peels motherfuckers on runescape
i stroll through varrock in my zammy helm and guthix plate
people challenge and stall me like a boom gate
i reach to my invent, and pull my runite scim blade
the cocky faggots realise my power and run away
im throwin bodies into heaven, close to a tonne a day
some call me a genious but mostly call me the son of dave
i slice faggots' throats like a falador barber shave
the loot at my feet as they spawn in lumby is what i crave
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i make mills, buy sellin pills from varrock to edgeville
if you knew how much i sold it'd make ya spine chill
who knows what time i'll be slangin these pills til
i bet you never knew there was an RS drug lord
ur right, there isnt.. im just extremely bored
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ive been scammed of my account, twice in two days
but I know the two dudes who did it were actually two gays
suckin eachothers dicks, being their friends sex slaves
too bad there's no shades to reflect sperm rays
coz they take it in the face, mouth, whatever the time of day
they be addicted to that shit, until cum is all over the place
its makin me sick just thinking of that shit
in this community, dick on dick just dont mix
so i guess you better be discrete if you wanna suck another dick before 6
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HAHA, i dont know what the fuck i was thinking when i wrote that last one :\

+o(

you can tell i started to get tired by the end of it lol...

Rate them Anyways, thanks

 

Haha theyre good the last one is really good, but somewhat offensive to some people here maybe.

 

lol yeah
thanks

 

Good rhymes for being in the bored mood

 

Man Can Rhyme! It's cuz he's from australia. Deadly..

 

thanks man,
where r u from?

 

the 3rd and 4th ones are the best man...thats hilarious

 

i slice faggots' throats like a falador barber shave


hottt dayumm

 

DUDE! there all bad ass!

 

why use bad language?

 

No offense but your AA AA AA AA scheme is very dull and boring. Being bored shouldn't be an excuse to write a rhyme because the results will be bad. Try a different emotional state such as anger, happy, sad etc.​