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The BEST pickup lines. Evar.
  1. Unread #21 - Apr 11, 2009 at 1:02 PM
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    The BEST pickup lines. Evar.
    Hey do you have any (insert your nationality) in you? Would you like some?

    Lol @ your list
     
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  3. Unread #22 - Apr 11, 2009 at 1:08 PM
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    The BEST pickup lines. Evar.
    <Bloodninja> I need you talk like a pirate.
    <Sweetheart> ???
    <Bloodninja> When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"

    ...

    <Sweetheart> HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
    <Bloodninja> I turn you around to lick your asshole.
    <Bloodninja> I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
    <Bloodninja> I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole.
     
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  5. Unread #23 - Apr 11, 2009 at 3:57 PM
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    The BEST pickup lines. Evar.
    Bash.org right? haha love that site.
     
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  7. Unread #24 - Apr 11, 2009 at 9:44 PM
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    The BEST pickup lines. Evar.
    Lmao at those, good ones .
     
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  9. Unread #25 - Apr 11, 2009 at 11:01 PM
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    The BEST pickup lines. Evar.
    Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?
    Come sit on my lap and we'll talk about whatever comes up first.
    Have you seen Starwars? You know the part where I said get on your knees and Chewbaca.
    I'll show you my Pokemon, But first let me get a Pikachu.
    Just kidding, There was no candy.


    Best ones ever=
    I'm gonna rape you.
    Get in the van.
     
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  11. Unread #26 - Apr 12, 2009 at 2:24 AM
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    The BEST pickup lines. Evar.
    I have fixed the Double 11.
    I have also added 12 more lines.
    Your welcome <3
     
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  13. Unread #27 - Apr 12, 2009 at 2:31 PM
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    The BEST pickup lines. Evar.
    The one that starts out "let's play house" is my favorite. I tried it on one of my friends a couple weeks ago and she couldn't stop laughing. A week later I actually did fuck her haha
     
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  15. Unread #28 - Apr 12, 2009 at 4:09 PM
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    The BEST pickup lines. Evar.
    Lol nice.
     
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  17. Unread #29 - Apr 12, 2009 at 4:26 PM
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    The BEST pickup lines. Evar.
    I'd imagine haha.

    I've heard most of these lines before. Some were still amusing.
     
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  19. Unread #30 - Apr 12, 2009 at 4:53 PM
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    My dick has died,can i bury it on your ass?
     
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  21. Unread #31 - Apr 12, 2009 at 7:21 PM
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    The BEST pickup lines. Evar.
    16.Oh, you're a bird watcher....(Whip out your unit and ask) Well, would you take this for a swallow?
    hehe i like that one
     
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  23. Unread #32 - Apr 12, 2009 at 7:30 PM
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    The BEST pickup lines. Evar.
    Did you just cut me? 'Cause you're looking sharp!
     
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  25. Unread #33 - Apr 13, 2009 at 2:45 AM
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    The BEST pickup lines. Evar.
    Lol. Good one.
     
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  27. Unread #34 - Apr 13, 2009 at 3:17 AM
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    The BEST pickup lines. Evar.
    Lol'd at this one.
     
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  29. Unread #35 - Apr 13, 2009 at 9:11 AM
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    The BEST pickup lines. Evar.
    Lmao, nice! :D
     
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  31. Unread #36 - Apr 13, 2009 at 9:26 AM
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    The BEST pickup lines. Evar.
    4.Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?
    (Think about it. No matter the answer your getting fucked)

    ROFL I LIKE XD <3
     
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  33. Unread #37 - Apr 13, 2009 at 10:46 AM
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    The BEST pickup lines. Evar.
    HAHAHA

    Im putting that in my sig!

    Lmfao you guys are mad.
     
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  35. Unread #38 - Apr 13, 2009 at 11:14 AM
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    The BEST pickup lines. Evar.
    "Hi, I'm Covey".

    nuff said.
     
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  37. Unread #39 - Apr 13, 2009 at 10:28 PM
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    The BEST pickup lines. Evar.
    was so funny my friend and me were at a party and in the middle of the song he yelled "The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word".and than some big fat chick started followin him was funny
     
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  39. Unread #40 - Apr 14, 2009 at 1:39 AM
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    The BEST pickup lines. Evar.
    "NOW, BITCH!"
    Thats my all round pickup line
     
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