The BEST pickup lines. Evar.

Lol, i was bored and somehow found my self veiwing these. I thought id share.
Enjoy. (I highly DO NOT advice the use of these irl)
((Unless at a bar full of drunk sluts))

1.Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!

2.Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?

3.Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.

4.Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?
(Think about it. No matter the answer your getting fucked)

5.Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: do you want a fuck... (wait for a second gauging her reaction)...ing drink?

6.Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.

7.Hi, wanna fuck? (No!) Mind lying down while I do?

8.I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

9.I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW!

10.Hey baby, lets play house. You can be the door and ill slam you.

11.I'd love to swap bodily fluids with you

12.If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

13.Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

14.My name's [your name]That's so you know what to scream.

15.NOW, BITCH!

16.Oh, you're a bird watcher....(Whip out your unit and ask) Well, would you take this for a swallow?

17.The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

18.What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

19. Excuse me, but is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?

20.You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

21.Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

22. I have the strangest feeling that you have a very beautiful vagina.

23.That shirt looks very becoming on you....of course if I were on you I'd be coming too.

24.That shirt looks very becoming on you....of course if I were on you I'd be coming too.

25.That dress looks nice....Of course, it'd look even better crumpled up in the corner of my room.

26.Hey baby, wanna sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!?

27.Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

28.I'm new in town, could I get directions to your place?

29.Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No, huh...So you want to go somewhere and talk?

30.Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!


00 Don't forget there is nothing like going to bed with a 10, and waking up with a 2.

01 Id also like to remind you that, just because you name your hamster "virginity" and flush him/her/it down the toilet DOES NOT MEAN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY. Ive tried. 3 years ago..

I may also make more. On a new thread of course. Depending on how many of you want me too.
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"Hey, I'm a programming mod on Sythe.org. "

It gets all the chicks.

 

Lol. Good one. <3

 

This isn't Runescape saying Fuck and Bitch aren't against the rules.

4.Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?

lol ^

 

Ya, thats what i thought. But i got an infraction about 2 months ago for using "jew"...So :/ Go figure.

 

Racism is different.

 

Lool 8 and 18 were great.

 

Ha, 5 would be hilarious. I've heard 18 way too many time .

 

Roses are red, violets are blue.

I'll fuck you with a rake.

 

Teh fuak?
Lmao. Okay. please do.
My fav is
cuts are red
Bruises are blue
Youl have both
when im done with
YOU

-Zack

 

if i was a chick, I'd be all over him.

 

"Hey I do Breast-stroke"
*strokes breasts*
"I also do the leg spread"

 

haha i love them

 

I had a friend that said that all the time. Like at the start of every statement he made it'd be "fuck me if i'm wrong, but..".


Anyway, apart from that i didn't find any others amusing.

 

10,11 are repeats.
4 is lol

 

Lol

yeah 10 and 11 are repeats.. amusing

 

My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast.
worst thing she could say is:
I think its an hour fast, im with him. (points to a guy twice your size accross the room)

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story? A wet pussy alway's makes a happy cock.

Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. A guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?


As a side note the cheezyest lines actualy work =0
most people like sombody who is bold enough to use them.

 

i dont know if thats really appropriate seems to me that youll get much nicer boys and girls if you talk to them nicely lol

 

Argh! I'm a pirate! May I search your chest?

Lol. I guess awesome. Did you think of all of these yourself?

 

do you smell that? cause your the shit.