Where to keep a condom

Keep it in your wallet, your an idiot because it heats up, is exposed to excessive amounts of friction, and it could just end up ripping the condom/ripping a hole in the packaging and getting lube all over your money.



Here is a few good places



-Your dresser drawer (if your parents are snoopy you WILL be caught)

-Under your PS2, XBOX, DirecTV box, etc. (avoid compression, if your parents like to clean or move things around you will be caught)


-The Pile
To be sneaky, follow theese steps

Insert condom(s) into a sock (i would actually buy some extra socks for this)
Put square plastic items in 5-20 of them and insert your condom(s) into ones without the square plastic items so you cannot distinguish the condoms from the plastic stuff

Throw it into your closet corner and put a shirt over it or under your bed, behind your TV, etc.

-Throw your condoms onto your above closet shelf

Will post pics later

 

post pics and left mine in my wallet and ripped open.. so hes not liein about that..

 

the best place is in your cell phone where you can take the back case out where the battery is.

stick it in there then put teh case back on. gfg ur guide is failage.

1/10

 

kinda stupid i put mine between mattress

 

Or, incase you are legitimately worried about getting someone pregnant, you could leave it on a counter so there is no risk of overheating, it freezing, it being stretched/torn.

If you aren't mature enough to have a condom and your parents not freaking out, you probably aren't mature enough to have sex.

 

I just put mine in my dresser.

 

Fail, It's going to heat it up like crazy and burn it.

1/10. This is not a guide.

 

I'm sorry, but there's absolutely no need for a guide on where to store a condom. If you want to be cautious about it, it's not very complicated.

 

hmm, i stabbed a knife size hole in my mattress, then stuck them in there=all good

 

eh... i just keep mine in my camera case (theres a zip pocket on the back) dad shall never find it

 

put it in the fridge, nothing bad ever happens in the fridge D:

 

on your penis.

 

Wallet FTW!

 

This guide is basically spam>_<

 

I agree.
If your parents are going to freak the hell out that you have a condom then they are completely ignorant. Do they really want you to get someone pregnant? I think it's ridiculous when parents freak out when they find condoms.

Anyway, this guide is not good at all. All these spots are horrible hiding spots. 1/10.

 

This guide is basically spam, as already stated. Locked etc.